Official Story thread

[boogeyman87]

So this is for storys that you feel like sharing . Whatever it may be . Storys about the doctors, highschool, what you did last weekend. Whatever story you feel like telling. Tell 'em here.

[Laow-Z]

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed...ya know he was a poor mountaineer so freekin poor, barely kept his family fed.

That's all i got now, my day was boring.

[boogeyman87]

Ok for the past couple of years i've seen this very attractive girl at my school. This year i've finally started to talk with her. In my class i requested to sit next to her and now i do. We've been talking for a couple days and today we we're talking about school dances. She said she's been to pretty much every dance . I told her i've been to none and she asked why and i said i didnt really know. Now some of you may not see this but to me i think i planted a seed there. Sadies is coming up and maybe , just maybe she think of(the guy who's never been to a dance before) and she'll ask me. Well i cant screw this up. I want at least to be her friend. but i wish i could date her . Wish me luck. She's a smart , beautiful , and nice girl. Ok, theres my story for today.:D

[theoutfieldguy]

Allright,I've got one.A few years ago,I owned a haggard 85 Ford.Now,I've luckily got what I've always wanted,a brand new pickup truck,but this 85 Ford was a blue piece of trash car,and wouldnt make it as far as across the street.Needless to say,I shared a car with my mom,and on this particular night,I used her car to go out on a date with my lady at the time.Well,the next day,were riding along,just my mom and I,and I reach beneath the front seat to get a different cd to put in.Stupidly,I felt some cloth like material,and pulled it out.It was my ex-lady's g-string;she had stuffed it under the seat and had forgot it there,I guess.
Luckily,my mom didnt whip my ass or anything like that.She was pretty understanding about the whole thing,and I was kinda embarassed about it.Thats my story for the day,kids.

[boogeyman87]

Finally somebody posts . :) Thats a funny story outfielddude.

[theoutfieldguy]

Originally posted by boogeyman87
Finally somebody posts . :) Thats a funny story outfielddude.

Yeah,I've been meaning to post in this thread,but it got lost in the annals of the Haddonfield Hangout.I remembered tonight though.:D

[theoutfieldguy]

Few years ago as I was leaving work,walking to my car,some random salesman was in the parking lot trying to sell a bag full of different items to whoever he could.I saw my friend Sarah pulling into the parking lot,and I wanted to talk to her - and make sure they didnt give her a hard time.
As the solicitor made his way towards us,I tried to ignore him until he got up almost face to face,and I let out "This is the only job these fools can get!?".I knew that it'd piss him off.It did.He said "Fools?You better show me some respect,homie!"
I thought this punk was gonna pull out a gun or something.I wasnt gonna back down,as he started to come closer.Then,not a moment too soon,my homeboy Mike was watching what was going on (I call him my black-up),he came out and seeing that he was outnumbered by one black and one white G,he split.Good thing to have gangsta friends in high places,or I could have very well been laying in a coffin right now.

[boogeyman87]

Originally posted by boogeyman87
Ok for the past couple of years i've seen this very attractive girl at my school. This year i've finally started to talk with her. In my class i requested to sit next to her and now i do. We've been talking for a couple days and today we we're talking about school dances. She said she's been to pretty much every dance . I told her i've been to none and she asked why and i said i didnt really know. Now some of you may not see this but to me i think i planted a seed there. Sadies is coming up and maybe , just maybe she think of(the guy who's never been to a dance before) and she'll ask me. Well i cant screw this up. I want at least to be her friend. but i wish i could date her . Wish me luck. She's a smart , beautiful , and nice girl. Ok, theres my story for today.:D


We went to Homecoming together. More as friends but i hope it might become more. We slowdanced (which i was great at) but when the really fast hip hop beated songs came on i was dud and i didnt dance. I mentioned this in another thread but this girl was doing the exact same dance as violet did in a new begining. It was so weird and i had to tell i'd seen the dance before. She had the same look on her face to like violet. It was so cute. Man i wish i could have this girl. :(

[theoutfieldguy]

Originally posted by boogeyman87
Man i wish i could have this girl. :(

Dont hold back bro.You guys have come this far,go for it.


For my story...
Several years ago,my friend was in Japan,calling home to visit his wife.He didnt realise that there was a delay on the phone that he was using,which caused an echo.

This caused a little problem,cos before his wife could answer,he heard himself on the phone and it went something like this...

"Hello?" And the echo,"Hello?"
"Who is this?" And the echo,"Who is this?"
Then he responded,"This is Jeremy." And the echo said "This is Jeremy."

He hung up the phone after cussing up a blue streak and when he told me what happened,he said "It wasnt enough that she had someone in my house,but he was mimicking me."

[boogeyman87]

Originally posted by theoutfieldguy
Dont hold back bro.You guys have come this far,go for it.


For my story...
Several years ago,my friend was in Japan,calling home to visit his wife.He didnt realise that there was a delay on the phone that he was using,which caused an echo.

This caused a little problem,cos before his wife could answer,he heard himself on the phone and it went something like this...

"Hello?" And the echo,"Hello?"
"Who is this?" And the echo,"Who is this?"
Then he responded,"This is Jeremy." And the echo said "This is Jeremy."

He hung up the phone after cussing up a blue streak and when he told me what happened,he said "It wasnt enough that she had someone in my house,but he was mimicking me."

Thats hilarious. :D And as for the girl, i'm gonna try. But she still might be going out with this older guy.(too old) I got a whole school year to move this along. I hope i dont chicken out like soooo many times before.

[theoutfieldguy]

Originally posted by boogeyman87
I hope i dont chicken out like soooo many times before.

You know,I've been there before.And theres one quote that always seemed to make it easier when I was dealing with a girl that I liked."Dont be afraid of the things that you say,its losers who always think twice".
And as stupid as it may sound,that quote helped me along.

[boogeyman87]

Originally posted by theoutfieldguy
You know,I've been there before.And theres one quote that always seemed to make it easier when I was dealing with a girl that I liked."Dont be afraid of the things that you say,its losers who always think twice".
And as stupid as it may sound,that quote helped me along.

Well I'm gonna try sooner or later. I just hope i havent fallen into that permanent friends catagory already.

[FTL]

Flipping through pages of a book I own, I came across some material that I remember laughing my ass off to awhile back. It's a segment about the FBI tapping a room and listening to wiseguys. Funny story.

The November 30 conversation---"Apartment 10 Tape #1," as it came to be known in the case files---was a treasure trove. The Don, in addition to Coiro, was surrounded by the rest of the Administration: his acting underboss, the slow talking and deferential white-haired Frank Locascio; and his consigliere, the calculatingly shrewd Iceman, Sammy Bull Gravano. Their meeting was wide-ranging, and went on for over an hour. The listeners at the plant had to put on a new reel of tape at one point, and that caused some commotion. But it was a problem that was quickly solved. After a few frantic moments it was once more as if they too were sitting around the Cirelli living room sipping a glass of Chianti. With their headphones on, they were drawn into [John] Gotti's world. It was very seductive. They were wiseguys, hearing the tall tales, living the life. Sometimes they even had to laugh. The Don, after all, was a pretty good story teller.

On that first night, they heard the Don launch into a complaint about how all the Family troubles had started after the FBI bugged Angelo Ruggiero's house. "You know how they invade your privacy," Gotti said with indignation. "Ya hear a baby crying, your wife crying. You say, 'It could be my house, my baby, my wife.' Where the fuck are we going? Maybe you wanna throw a fart in the bathroom, you hear it in open court. They hear you farting. Like that poor fucking 'Frank the Wop.' His phone was in the bathroom. He's taking a shit, and he's talking. That's a fucking shame.....Then he goes Phphphhh! Bing! He said, 'I feel better now. I couldn't move.'
That cracked up Sammy Bull. And by now the team in the plant, except for a stony Carol Kaczmarek, was laughing too.
"In open fucking court room," the Don went on, clapping his hands and guffawing uncontrollably. The Iceman couldn't seem to stop laughing either.
"Madonna!" Gotti managed to get out between his rumble of laughs. "You gotta get a heart attack."
Later in the evening, the Godfather once again turned to the intrusiveness of all the FBI's bugging operations. He lectured his consigliere: "You gotta relax in your fucking house. The way we're relaxing right here."
That didn't cause any laughter to break out in the plant. But the irony didn't escape anyone either.

[boogeyman87]

BUMP:

Anyone have a story to be told? :)

[boogeyman87]

Fuck the bump.

I dont neccesarily have an official story to tell right now but I still want to say things.

I was around Disneyland tonight and I've always wondered how many tourists are there. I really wish they would wear I love California shirts or have big eye-sorish cameras around their neck. So I could easly distinguish them from the billions of people walking all over the place. I also want to talk to one of them. After that I was in the car and I snorted some rootbeer. Dont know why I did it, but I'm secretly hoping it will move up to bigger and better things in awhile. Other than that I have nothing to talk about.