Would you survive the wrath of Michael?

[Butchered_victim]

Do you think you could outsmart Michael if he was after you, or do you think you would die? I honestly think I could outwit the asshole. I always find a way to escape, even in the most impossible situations. I would probably survive till the end, or make it through one movie at least, but die in the sequel, just like Rachel did. What do you guys think? Also, a definite plus, is I'm a virgin, so already I'm winning.:)

[theoutfieldguy]

I'd die a painful death.Along the lines of a double impalement.;)

[boogeyman87]

I'd die....eventually. I'd fight him off for a good amount of the scene, like sarah michelle in I Know What You Did Last Summer. He'd get me at the last second right before I'm home free. I'd of course be cursing hysterically too, "god damnit I was so fu**ing close, this is bulls**t .This is the last motherf**king thing I need ." Something along those lines. Oh and I'd most likely be gutted. :(

[ShadowX81]

Id survive. i know id find some way not only to survive but to take michael down. Or if i don't feel like going through that every year id just avoid him every halloween. i just know that id survive. i am a survivor

[Butchered_victim]

Originally posted by ShadowX81
Id survive. i know id find some way not only to survive but to take michael down. Or if i don't feel like going through that every year id just avoid him every halloween. i just know that id survive. i am a survivor

Yeah, maybe we can become a team, and defeat him together. :)

[ShadowX81]

Originally posted by LL_HD_Fan
Yeah, maybe we can become a team, and defeat him together. :)
you got it

[Butchered_victim]

Originally posted by ShadowX81
you got it

I will bring the TNT, you bring the fuse.;)

[FranchiseHatesMe]

I would get my ass handed too me I can't beat the fucker even in my dreams.


^ True fact too!!!

[Andrew73]

Unless he element of suprise I think I would. With my luck I pull a Laurie ( in HR) and get myself killed.

[Beau]

Well i would probably survivor the sequels up to H20 were i get stabbed in the leg and then get chucked out a window into some bushes.

[Dr. Wynn]

I would survive
Im Dr Wynn damn it!
I would not only survive I would help him because..............Its better to be on the devils shoulder then be in his path

[NCamp]

Well all you need to do is run right down the middle of the street and you will be ok. Id survive cause Im smart enough. The smart ones always survive.

[urg]

i'm 50/50 on the subject. it isn't that hard to outsmart michael so surviving should be easy enough. just don't allow yourself to be trapped into tight spaces. unfortunately, i have asthma and can't run to fast for to long. i can sprint for a little while, but all hell breaks loose after that even with an inhaler.

[ShadowX81]

Originally posted by Dr Wynn
I would survive
Im Dr Wynn damn it!
I would not only survive I would help him because..............Its better to be on the devils shoulder then be in his path
to defeat michael all you have to do is order him to jump off a cliff or something. Hel do it.

One of my plans for defeating michael
Im gonna try and pull a jamie and get him to become good by pretendidng to be related to him
i think it will go something like this

Michael raises his knife ready to kill me
Me: No uncle stop
Michael scratches his head confused
Me: Before you killed Judith she had a kid. that kid had another kid and that kid............
Michael: that kid was you?
Me: I didnt finish. Please dont interupt
Michael: Sorry
Me: Its cool. So moving on. That kid got married. And that kids second cousin was a guy that played in some bad garage band.
Michael: You mean the one that held a free concert on the roof of vincents last week?
Me: Thats the one. it was awsome. You know there having another one in a couple weeks.
Michael: Sorry can't make it. I got a thing.
Me: Oh ok. So moving on. That guy's son's cousin. That was me.
Michael. ok. So that means you are my great nephews, second cousin's nephew
Me. Ya i guess. What would that make me. Your third nephew twice removed?
Michael: I don't know im bad at this kind of thing
Me: ya me too. Well I gotta be moving on now. I got a couple things to do. Nice seeing you
Michael: Ok. See you at thanksgiving then.
Wait a tic. Wasnt there something i was gonna do to you? Before we started talking? Something involving a knife?
Me: Nope can't remember. (sweating)
Michael: Well i gotta be heading back to my house. Wynn gets so mad if i come home late. Last time I came home at 2 he grounded me for a week and made me sleep on the couch. Not that I minded much. that guy is such a blanket hog. Don't tell him but im seeing another druid cult leader.
Me: Well the heart wants what the heart wants. Is it serious
Michael: Well iv been killing for him for a month. And he has a more flexable schedule. Doesnt make me wear these drab coveralls and this william shatner mask. Plus the hours are better too. No more all night killing sprees. Well im rambling here. Better go.
Me: ok bye then
Michael walks away. While hes walking I run up behind him with a chainsaw and cut off his limb
Michael: Oh my god! I cant believe you did that. I just bought this jumpsuit. Now theres blood all over it. i was gonna get you a DVD player for christmas, but you can just forget it now.
Me: I already got one
Michael: Good thing I didnt buy you one. That would have made me look like a silly goose now. Wouldn't it?
Me: Ya i suppose. Nighty Night time.
I cut his head off

[jmb_052]

Yes i would survive. All i would need to is jog, not even run, away from him. Jump in the Buick mobile, drop that mo-fucker in drive, plaster his ass into the pavement, then say i hit a deer when i get home to avoid an ass chewing from my dad.


All in a days work.

[urg]

Originally posted by jmb_052
Yes i would survive. All i would need to is jog, not even run, away from him. Jump in the Buick mobile, drop that mo-fucker in drive, plaster his ass into the pavement, then say i hit a deer when i get home to avoid an ass chewing from my dad.


All in a days work.

no offense, but rachel already hit him with a truck and he survived. nice try though.

[jmb_052]

Yeah, but he basically bounced off of the truck. I clearly said "plaster his ass into the pavement". Nice try though.

[Dr. Wynn]

Originally posted by ShadowX81
to defeat michael all you have to do is order him to jump off a cliff or something. Hel do it.

he would but would that kill him?
ill make him put a chainsaw through his face
that should work

[Khorne23]

I don't know if I'd win or I'd lose, but I'd fight. I'd have a go and at least make Michael earn my scalp, because, that's really all we can do, any of us: make the bastards work to grind you down.

[Blackfstrat14]

I could probably survive. Im a good runner. Or I would fly to France. Cuz how would mike get on a plane and stuff, and he cant swim to france, he would get eatin by a shark, lol that would kick ass

[FranchiseHatesMe]

Originally posted by Blackfstrat14
I could probably survive. Im a good runner. Or I would fly to France. Cuz how would mike get on a plane and stuff, and he cant swim to france, he would get eatin by a shark, lol that would kick ass If he can find a way to kill 80 people and not get cought and killed permently trust me he can find a way to kill your newb ass.

[Maximum Destruc]

i had a dream michael was charging me and i ripped off his head with my hands.

[Khorne23]

You know, the first time that the Halloween movies ever scared me was the night after I'd watched Halloween 4 and I had a bad dream that the Shape took a blast from both barrels of a side-by-side shotgun in the stomach and kept on coming. That's when Michael first scared me.

[loomis26]

id make to the very end and get stabbed repeatedly in the face

[FTL]

I'd put my foot up his ass before he even got near me. That's what I'd do!

[Superman]

Originally posted by FTL
I'd put my foot up his ass before he even got near me. That's what I'd do! OOOO..that would be scary!:eek:

[#1FreddyFan]

Very simply put, I'd stay the fuck away from Haddonfield from October 29th through November 1st. And if I saw some dude in a William Shatner mask walking towards me with a knife, I'd get in my truck and keep driving in any direction AWAY from him, until I came to an ocean, and then head down the coast until it was November 2nd. Problem solved :p

[Blackfstrat14]

Originally posted by icparenumber1
If he can find a way to kill 80 people and not get cought and killed permently trust me he can find a way to kill your newb ass.
Is that the best you got? In nearly every thread im involved in you reply rite after me and call me a "newbie" It doesn't matter to me, stop trying to impress people, you were a "newbie" once, but now your just a jack ass.

[FranchiseHatesMe]

Originally posted by Blackfstrat14
Is that the best you got? In nearly every thread im involved in you reply rite after me and call me a "newbie" It doesn't matter to me, stop trying to impress people, you were a "newbie" once, but now your just a jack ass. Yup I am trying to impress people by showing off ehhhhh okay. I was just giving that stating my fact Myers could kill you without breaking a sweat just like myslef. God you need a chill pill.

[Cruel Intentions]

I wouldn't out smart him I would just be smarter than some of the other victims.

[Michaeleon]

Originally posted by #1FreddyFan
Very simply put, I'd stay the fuck away from Haddonfield from October 29th through November 1st. And if I saw some dude in a William Shatner mask walking towards me with a knife, I'd get in my truck and keep driving in any direction AWAY from him, until I came to an ocean, and then head down the coast until it was November 2nd. Problem solved :p
Sounds like the ideal plan to me, I'd subscribe to that!

However, that driving the truck plan worries me. Halloween 4 comes to mind. Michael seemed to mysteriously hitch a ride on Earl's truck despite the obvious conflicts in logic. :p

[Johnathon]

I don't know about me. The rules of horror movies are not to have sex, which I fulfilled, and not to drink or do drugs, which I haven't fulfilled. But one way to live is: either run out the door, or chop his head off, which seems to be the thing alot of the characters in the Halloweens are not doing.

[Robert Beaudoin]

I guess it would depend on the situation between me and Michael. I'd probably defend myself the same way Freddy (Busta Rhymes) did to survive in Halloween 8. :)

[EvilWithin]

I would be one of those people that would die in the first 20 minutes. I'd probably die from decapitation and my head would roll down the stairs.

[redneck05]

well i thank that i would not get killed cause i would be friends with michael so and well i am not a virgin but i would still survive make michael my alie haha that would be good

[redneck05]

Originally posted by Johnathon
I don't know about me. The rules of horror movies are not to have sex, which I fulfilled, and not to drink or do drugs, which I haven't fulfilled. But one way to live is: either run out the door, or chop his head off, which seems to be the thing alot of the characters in the Halloweens are not doing.

well you can not chop his head off because he would not let you no matter what besides i dont thank that that would kill him couse he is pure evil and that dont die

[redneck05]

Originally posted by Blackfstrat14
I could probably survive. Im a good runner. Or I would fly to France. Cuz how would mike get on a plane and stuff, and he cant swim to france, he would get eatin by a shark, lol that would kick ass

how would that kick ass dude mm is kool and he is the best

[Rick]

If Myers was after me I'd probably turn to run and smoke my head off of a low cupboard or open door or something, killing myself and causing Myers to piss himself while he laughs at my stupidity.

[Blackfstrat14]

Originally posted by redneck05
how would that kick ass dude mm is kool and he is the best

well. It would kick ass becasue people in the movie would think he is dead and be happy, but Michael Myers always finds a way to come back, he doesn't die, so he would kill again

[The Captain]

No, I wouldn't. Micheal would get me easy. I'm not very fast or sly. I would probably be the dumb ass that runs up the stairs with no weapon!!

:D

[myersRUNNER2]

i THINK I WOULD SURVIVE...IM SORTA SMART AND KNOW MY SURROUNDINGS AND WHERE I WOULD GO OR DO....AND I ALWASYT HINK TO MYSELF WHAT IF MICHAEL MYERS JUST CAME WALKING IN RIGHT NOW AND I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN FOR WHAT TO DO! sry for the caps!

I think they should make a 3-d game where u have to try to live through this wrath of michael that would be awesome

[MyersFan75]

Hell No!!!

Myers would kill me quicker than starving hobos headed for a cheese sample stand!!

I wouldn't be able to escape at all, I would probably end up running into him as he stands like a brick wall secretly embarrassed that he HAS to kill a sorry-ass victim like me!!

But, if I REALLY saw Myers, I would Haul-Ass and wouldn't stop til' my ass could no longer be hauled!!!


But of course once I stopped to rest, Myers would immediately and strangely show up out of no where and slice me open.


MyersFan75

[MyersFan75]

Originally posted by Maximum Destruc
i had a dream michael was charging me and i ripped off his head with my hands.

Charging you?? like with cash or credit?
Sorry...i couldnt help it................lmao


no really, CHARGING...you mean just walking or was he running in your dream?

I guess you saw H6 recently (the only movie where he runs...well, i gues runs, maybe powerwalks)


later
myersfan75

[fanatic986]

I think I would, because I wouldn't walk around a dark house to see whats making strange sounds.;)

[diablosrising]

All you have to do is run away, while keeping him in sight. A 12 gauge to the face would probably do the trick. I mean, even if he can't die, without a face, it'd be hard to catch me. Although. considering H2, maybe his skull is impenetrable. I mean, to .357s to the eyes would blow the back of any normal person's head off.

[H-field Hero]

Originally posted by diablosrising
I mean, to .357s to the eyes would blow the back of any normal person's head off. haha yeah thats usually my reply when people so "how can he see in H4 when his eyes were shot out in H2?". It's more like "how are his brains still in his head after H2?" lol.

[MyersFan75]

Originally posted by diablosrising
I mean, to .357s to the eyes would blow the back of any normal person's head off.

thanks for the happy image.....

:)

later,
myersfan75

[diablosrising]

Glad I could be of service! I just want to say to everyone on here, I'm a member on a lot of forums (Counterstrike, JK2files, bungie.net, etc.), but I feel the most at home and in my proper place here. This is my favorite forum ever.

I'm just glad to see so many people as crazy about a film series as me. Long live 4-6!

[theoutfieldguy]

Originally posted by diablosrising
Glad I could be of service! I just want to say to everyone on here, I'm a member on a lot of forums (Counterstrike, JK2files, bungie.net, etc.), but I feel the most at home and in my proper place here. This is my favorite forum ever.

I'm just glad to see so many people as crazy about a film series as me. Long live 4-6!

And welcome to the board,bro.:)

[AsHl3y91]

i would survive because every one knows NOT to run up the stairs but you know the retards still have to go up the stairs. Micheal Myers walks- doesn't that mean you could at least jog away from him to a safe place like a police station or something. i think anyone could out smart all of the classic horror movie characters (micheal, jason, leather face...) if they put their minds to it! its not that hard but i guess you have to put dumb charaters in a movie to make it good!!

[MyersFan75]

Originally posted by diablosrising
Glad I could be of service! I just want to say to everyone on here, I'm a member on a lot of forums (Counterstrike, JK2files, bungie.net, etc.), but I feel the most at home and in my proper place here. This is my favorite forum ever.

I'm just glad to see so many people as crazy about a film series as me. Long live 4-6!

nice to hear that you feel this board is "home."

it is a great kickass message board, you know alot of people and its not a board like IGN.com where everyone hates everyone.

People here really appreciate each other, give favors, accept and give opinions - all from their love and devotion to the halloween series!!

I love the format, i hope we dont chance it.

Later,
MyersFan75

[AlbyBat]

AsHl3y91 wrote:
i would survive because every one knows NOT to run up the stairs but you know the retards still have to go up the stairs. Micheal Myers walks- doesn't that mean you could at least jog away from him to a safe place like a police station or something. i think anyone could out smart all of the classic horror movie characters (micheal, jason, leather face...) if they put their minds to it! its not that hard but i guess you have to put dumb charaters in a movie to make it good!!

I like to think of this as a sort of horror movie weeding out of society. Comparable to Darwin's theory of evolution and the strong surviving, the weak dying off. Well, if you're stupid enough to get caught and killed by a guy who moves at a maximum speed of a brisk walk (especially if you had a decent head start!) you deserve to get carved up. Sorry, its nature.

[Khorne23]

One idea I've had is what if its not just bad acting and story telling (I mean, we know it is, but I'm talking about within the reality of the movie in this instance), but something else which makes characters run up the stairs, when they could run out the front door, throw away potential weapons, or go out on the roof instead of out the door, and that sort of thing?

What if there is some sort of a "fear aura" (I know its a hackneyed phrase, but I couldn't come up with anything better) around Michael that causes normally rational people to act, well, stupidly when Michael is chasing them. What if he sort of puts out a sort of psychic emanantion which "clouds the minds of men"and actually make speople behave illogically and/ or with poor judgement?

Some apocryphal Halloween materials (primarily the novelization of the original Halloween and the second Halloween comic book from Chaos! Comics) I've read do indicate that Michael is psychic or overtly supernatural in ways, so maybe there is something to the idea of a "zone of fear" around Michael.

[diablosrising]

Originally posted by Khorne23
One idea I've had is what if its not just bad acting and story telling (I mean, we know it is, but I'm talking about within the reality of the movie in this instance), but something else which makes characters run up the stairs, when they could run out the front door, throw away potential weapons, or go out on the roof instead of out the door, and that sort of thing?

What if there is some sort of a "fear aura" (I know its a hackneyed phrase, but I couldn't come up with anything better) around Michael that causes normally rational people to act, well, stupidly when Michael is chasing them. What if he sort of puts out a sort of psychic emanantion which "clouds the minds of men"and actually make speople behave illogically and/ or with poor judgement?

Some apocryphal Halloween materials (primarily the novelization of the original Halloween and the second Halloween comic book from Chaos! Comics) I've read do indicate that Michael is psychic or overtly supernatural in ways, so maybe there is something to the idea of a "zone of fear" around Michael. It makes total sense. Great post.

[MyersFan75]

Originally posted by Khorne23
One idea I've had is what if its not just bad acting and story telling (I mean, we know it is, but I'm talking about within the reality of the movie in this instance), but something else which makes characters run up the stairs, when they could run out the front door, throw away potential weapons, or go out on the roof instead of out the door, and that sort of thing?

What if there is some sort of a "fear aura" (I know its a hackneyed phrase, but I couldn't come up with anything better) around Michael that causes normally rational people to act, well, stupidly when Michael is chasing them. What if he sort of puts out a sort of psychic emanantion which "clouds the minds of men"and actually make speople behave illogically and/ or with poor judgement?

Some apocryphal Halloween materials (primarily the novelization of the original Halloween and the second Halloween comic book from Chaos! Comics) I've read do indicate that Michael is psychic or overtly supernatural in ways, so maybe there is something to the idea of a "zone of fear" around Michael.

Agreed. Great post. That makes me think alot.

Later,
MyersFan75

[diablosrising]

Originally posted by MyersFan75
Agreed. Great post. That makes me think alot.

Later,
MyersFan75
Wow MyersFan, we agree on a lot.

[MyersFan75]

Originally posted by diablosrising
Wow MyersFan, we agree on a lot.

True Dat. Just look at my recent post in the "Who should play Myers" thread.

Later,
MyersFan75

[Bridgett]

Me??? Not in a minute. I would be so dead.

[Stage 3]

yep, i would definitely survive his sexy wrath, uh, i mean his wrath, his wrath. yeah...

[BoogeyMan88]

I would survive, quite easy really, Michael just lumbers around real slowly. All you have to do is walk backwards and keep your eyes on him, think about it...he would never catch you (all the people get shanked when they run and then lose him out of view, then he creeps up somewhere). Just move slightly faster than him (isn't very hard) and you survive.

[Horror Kitten]

I'd probably be one of those dumb assholes who runs right into him, not even thinking. I know I'd die. I'm not so crafty with the intense situations. I would be the girl "running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door" ;)

[Deathtroit]

I would survive. I would Just run as fast as I can for as long as I can, and he would be far behind. All he does is walk, or I think that is all he does.

[blacksymbiote]

Yes, i'd run and eventually drive away, more than 5 miles down the road. Then If and when he caught up I would shoot until he fell and then dump acid on him.

[temp19]

See I would make my vation plans outside of Haddonfield every Halloween so I would not have to worry about it. What I never understood is in horror movies when someone is running away instead of running down the road they run back into the house I would have none of that shit I would be going down the road but of course if he got me I would be toast.

[The General]

Call me over confident, but I think I could make it. In my family, they tell a story which goes like this: When my mom was in labor, I delivered myself, via c-section, because I was born with a sword in my hand. All jokes aside, a proper cutting sword (not a 440 stainless piece of crap) is the only viable way of combating the shape. Even Akkad (may he rest in peace) indicated that Michael would be finished if he got "chopped". So I say, if you put a competent swordsman in front of Michael, the shape's going home in several non-functioning pieces.:yar:

[alicefan696]

i would try to survive, but i would probably slow down and forget he was chasing me and than he would crush my skull or stab me to death

[Grindcore]

Thats hard to say. Some people don't know he's coming. If I knew he was coming I'd probably survive, but it sure as hell wouldn't be easy.

[Dark Agent]

It also depends on how Michael acts, would he use difficult to find stealth like in the first Halloween? or would he go berserk if you found him and run after you untill you die like he did in H6?

Or both?:worried:

[slasher57]

Any of us could sit here and say what we would or wouldn't do, but the truth is that if any of us ever came within 5 feet of the mass' prototypical michael myers, we would be helpless to defend ourselves.

[Dark Agent]

Any of us could sit here and say what we would or wouldn't do, but the truth is that if any of us ever came within 5 feet of the mass' prototypical michael myers, we would be helpless to defend ourselves.

Unless if you are in a tank... or you have the atomic bomb, lol.

[Grindcore]

Unless if you are in a tank... or you have the atomic bomb, lol.

Or your Jason Voorhees, then you'd fight to the death.

[LOOMIS4EVER]

Michael never kills Loomis.j/k Im not gonna front...I think i would die. LMAO

[chubbs]

Well, I would probably fight until the last frame of film. Then I would Breath a sigh of relief, he would come up and slit my throat. So yeah, I would die. Or I could become magical, and go invisible, and run to Tahiti.

[samhain51]

This is a great thread . I ve thought about this from time to time .IN My conclusion I would have to say that id probaly get caught . Unlike any of you guys Id ask mike if I can help him . If It was only a last resort though ! ( sick huh?)

[HORRORCHIC]

I actually don't know how I would do in that situation. I would hope my will to live would take over but I am willing to bet that I would die a horrible death!!!

[DoUgHbOii MaGiK]

id win cuz im not a dumb white guy ignoring signs to get da fuck out plus i got a gun wit me everyday so unload onhim and buck lol

[mattnotis]

Of course, I wouldn't die. I'd run him over...repeatedly. Then when he's stunned, I dismember him and put the pieces in separate trash bags and throw them in the ocean.


No, I've never done this before and you can't prove a damn thing!

[Final Girl]

Hmmm... that's a tough one. You know, I'd like to think that I would survive and truly be able to live up to my screen name, although Mike's proven many times to be a tricky psycho. No doubt he'd cut my phone lines and slash my tires to prevent my escape (and piss me off -_- ). I consider myself a strong, healthy girl, but that wouldn't matter much in a close combat situation with someone like him (in spite of what Busta Rymes would like for us to believe). If I got cornered I would definitely fight back, though. It wouldn't even matter if I had a weapon or not. I'd find a weapon or turn whatever I could find into one. I wouldn't fight fair (because you know Myer's doesn't) and I'd aim for his vulnerables: his eyes and below the belt (I'm a cheap shot like that.) One thing I would never do is play the victim. I wouldn't just stand there and scream or beg for mercy like most girls in horror movies do. I think that would be what Myers wants most is for his victims to fear him. They say you can confuse serial killers by acting angry rather than afraid. I'm not sure I could pull that off because I know I'd be scared! Though I get extremely defensive if I feel threatened and with enough adrenaline pumping through me, I'm sure I would be alert enough to avoid doing something stupid. I'd know enough not to make my goal to kill him. Killing him's not an option. My goal would be simply to escape and get as far away from him as possible. I think I would avoid actual fighting, however, unless I had no choice. If Myers was after me, I know that nothing I said would change his mind about killing me. So reasoning with him is out. Instead I'd opt for the old "Stall-the-villain-with-flattery" tactic and just blab on about how superior he was (as I slowly inched my way toward the door). Hopefully I could catch him off guard long enough to get away before he carved out my lungs.

At least this is what I'd like to think would happen. Like Slasher57 said, there isn't really a whole heck of a lot the average person could do against pure unkillable evil. More than likely I'd be too stunned that I wouldn't have time to think. X_x

[mcilroga]

Funny how so many people are saying they would survive Michael, as if they'd have it all planned out or something. Haha, I don't think so. When a 6 foot something unkillable machine is coming at you full force, adrenaline takes one Hell of a toll on you. Meaning, your brain isn't anywhere near thinking clearly. You're not just going to to what you'd think you would do in that situation. You have to be really, really smart to follow your plans perfectly and not let the rush take affect on your head.

As for me, yes I would survive. :D

[Final Girl]

Funny how so many people are saying they would survive Michael, as if they'd have it all planned out or something. Haha, I don't think so. When a 6 foot something unkillable machine is coming at you full force, adrenaline takes one Hell of a toll on you. Meaning, your brain isn't anywhere near thinking clearly. You're not just going to to what you'd think you would do in that situation. You have to be really, really smart to follow your plans perfectly and not let the rush take affect on your head.

As for me, yes I would survive. :D

Adrenaline has a different effect on me than that. I tend NOT to think clearly until I am stressed out or terrified by something. :bigeyes:

On the other hand, it's like I said, I'm just discribing what I'd LIKE to happen. (Yeah, wishful thinking) In reality I'd probably be too shocked by having Myers creep up on me to have any kind of reaction. I would just be standing there with a stupid look on my face until he stabbed me in the eye.

I can dream though, right?

[ALDO]

I would try and remove his mask just like Laurie managed to do. The mask is so important to him that it would appear he can't continue his own unique style of Trick or Treating without it.

It may buy you a few seconds to cause enough damage to it so that he wouldn't be able to wear it anymore, thus preventing any chance for him to kill you.

But most likely it would just piss him off even more. And then you're in REAL deep shit!

"My mask! Look what you did to my mask!!!"

[punkrocklove]

Of course, I'd just take a knitting needle everywhere I went.

[Dark Agent]

I'd runaway, and then when I am two blocks away from him I'll just walk a bit (Because he is slow), and then run again.

[Hallow's Eve]

I would probably not survive, I would run fast, try to shoot him, try to burn him, but we all know that Michael will catch up with you sooner or later and you will never see it coming. I would get my throat cut.

[myersfan1348]

id win cuz im not a dumb white guy ignoring signs to get da fuck out plus i got a gun wit me everyday so unload onhim and buck lol

You racist fuck!!!!!!! hahahahahah im just kiddin lol! :bastard:

[Wheatjedi]

I'd like to think I could survive the wrath of Michael, but I'd probably end up screaming like a little girl, wetting myself and dying some horrible death.

[JJ07]

he's to slow for me but he is sneaky as hell and strong so i could survive proably about 2 days

[slipknot666]

I think I's last awhile, but just like the dream I had with him in it. I'd be able to run away for awhile, and then he'd pop up out of nowhere and rip my goddamn throat out. Damn you Michael!

[Michael Myer's]

yes I would. what I would do is take a big weapon, like a sledgehammer or something and just keep running and running. and if he come's in my path I will hit him in the head as hard as I can in the head with a sledgehammer. and then I would just run and go to the nearest police station.

[chubbs]

probably not, I mean let's be honest here. I can't run fast or that far, I am not strong. If I could outsmart him then yes, I would.

[Siouxsie]

Probably not, but maybe since I know what NOT to do when Michael's coming after you from watching the movies.

[digfourstrings]

As a virgin im winning!

But i would probably outsmart him until the final moment where i run to the door and escape, then get mauled right at that time

[mr32]

Probably, but he comes up out of nowhere

[MacG]

i would die. i know how people are saying all you have to do is walk backwards and keep your eye on him, but if you were actually in that situation and saw michael, you would probably freak out and run wildly, like i would. i would immediately run fast and far, then stop to catch my breath, and lo and behold michael is there and kills me however he sees fit. lol not many of us would survive, its really just the people that can keep some sort of cool in the situation.

[Dark Agent]

i know how people are saying all you have to do is walk backwards and keep your eye on him, but if you were actually in that situation and saw michael, you would probably freak out and run wildly, like i would. i would immediately run fast and far, then stop to catch my breath, and lo and behold michael is there and kills me however he sees fit.

Thats only if you stop in a crowded area, if you are the middle of a road or in the middle of a football field... I'd think you would know if he was coming or not, hell I would be at my highschools soccor field so fast, I could see him from 50 feet away and know I am safe.

[bewitched2]

if Laurie And Jamie Can Surive Michale Wrath So Can I







bring Michael Laurie On

[Mark Warner]

if Laurie And Jamie Can Surive Michale Wrath So Can I







bring Michael Laurie On

lolz! really?

But seriously, even Jamie and Laurie never fully survived Michael's wrath. They escaped him a few times, but in the end he got them.

[bewitched2]

Well Laurie Did And Went On With Her Life And As For Michael He Really Did'nt Kill Jamie He Let Her Live



bring Them Both Back Lol

[Mark Warner]

Well Laurie Did And Went On With Her Life And As For Michael He Really Did'nt Kill Jamie He Let Her Live

I'm guessing you've never seen Halloween 6 nor Halloween: Resurrection.

[bewitched2]

YES I HAVE SEEN 6 AND THE OTHER ONE




BRING THEM ON

[Halloween444]

YES I HAVE SEEN 6 AND THE OTHER ONE




BRING THEM ON

No need for Yelling damn...we heard you :crazy:

[Eric616]

YES I HAVE SEEN 6 AND THE OTHER ONE




BRING THEM ON

well then you should know that he kills her in part 6.

[chubbs]

Yeah, he straight up like stabs on her a machine, and then turns it on. And in res. he stabs her and then knocks her to the ground, like a story or two down.

[Fright Nighter]

Yeah he kills Laurie in H8 and then kills Jamie in H6....alittle forgetful maybe? But I think that I could survive the wrath of Michael.....oh who the hell am I kidding, My dumb ass would be taken out. But I hope it would be in a cool way.

[Eric616]

I think I would survive cuz i know all of Michaels tricks

[samhain51]

IIf I didnt survive ! I would help him because im a psyhco

[deadpool83]

Common sense dictates that if you see a ginormous friggin' guy wearing a mask....you get the hell outta Dodge or Haddonfield or where ever you live.
Me, I'd hop in my car and wave at him through the back window.

[Dark Agent]

I'd go to the Ontario Provincial Police HQ, becuase it is in my hometown of Orillia.

Michael walking in there would spell death for him.

[jigsaw_dude]

Knowing me, I'd probably run a couple blocks, slow down, and then get my throat slit.

[Chaosboy]

In a word.....NO!

[Reborn Angel]

Depending on what would have happend, if i knew he was comming i would have jumped in a car and drive fr mylive, micheal never runs and everyone could have survived:roflmao:

And if i didn't i guess i was dead :P

[BigZ]

I would die.

[Darth Tyranus]

I'd go to the Ontario Provincial Police HQ, becuase it is in my hometown of Orillia.

Michael walking in there would spell death for him.

Lure him into Scarborough and he would be taken out.:roflmao:

[psych0ticnemes1]

Yes I would survive... IF i saw him first

[Dark Agent]

Lure him into Scarborough and he would be taken out.:roflmao:

Why is that?

[duhderrick]

Oh god. I'd like to think that I could outsmart him, but.. he'd so kill my ass. I would end up walking right into him or something. But the most likely scenario.. if he was in my house.. I would get caught up looking for my keys.. b/c I alwasy misplace them and end up getting a knife in the neck.

[Laurie2007]

im the good girl virgin...ofcourse! haha

[Real Fine Place]

Ha, ha. Michael would probably find me more crazy than what he is.

[Darth Tyranus]

I would end up dead for sure.

[tmlfan4life]

I would say it's a very good chance that Michael would end up killing me. Unless I happen to have an axe on me and decapitated him like Laurie thought she did in Halloween H20, although where would I find one?

[Real Fine Place]

Unless I happen to have an axe on me and decapitated him like Laurie thought she did in Halloween H20, although where would I find one?

The axe or the paramedic? ;)

[tmlfan4life]

The axe or the paramedic? ;)Well of course the axe because Laurie assumed it was Michael.

[WhiteZombie]

Lol hopfully. I wouldent be no hero. I'd be getting the FUCK out of the his way.

[murder667]

i would grab a mask and chill with him at the bar lol. im sure he likes pantera to so we could listen to some tunes lol

honestly id haul ass out of town!

[Myerstein]

Maybe. Not H1 Michael but I could defiently outsmart H2 Michael. Not sure about the other ones..

[Hawkwind]

If I saw him walking after me I would run out the door go to the woods and just hide. I have never seen Michael hike threw a woods so I think Ill be good.

[Twisted Sister]

Fairly confident that I can get Michael on my side ;)

[HaddonfieldSpy]

I would get my ass handed too me I can't beat the fucker even in my dreams.


^ True fact too!!!

What Franchise said.

[Sith Scotti]

I depends on the film. If it was part 1 or 4, I would be be a goner.


If it was Halloween Ressurection, I would prentend I knew kung fun, and scared Michael

[Halloween II]

Depends on which version of Michael Myers are we talking about, in H1 and H2 no I would die because he is unstoppable. If were talking about MM from 4 up I would be able to beat him and survive it.

[Deputy Logan]

It depends whether he is after you personally or if you're just in his way. If you're just in his way (ie Bucky) you could just let him get on with his task and get the hell outta there.

Howeber if his pursuing is personal you've got no chance...

[Ivan]

I think that yes, I might be able to outsmart or even kill him somehow. But the problem is that you never know what to expect from the Shape. He can appear and attack you in a moment when you wouldn't even think about him.

[Smd277]

I would live! First of all I would get a bike where he cant hitch on mysteriously like he did to earls truck then i would get a long spear or halbert and ride away. if he shows up i pedal faster if he is in myway i joust his ass! i then go down to heinz field since i live in pittsburgh and go to an end zone. when he gets near me i run 100 yards shake his ass and go to the other end zone. then when he gets near me i run to the other endzone shake his ass and repeat. all while calling the police,army,fbi,national guard, airforce,etc to get their asses down here and blst this guy to outer space. I LIVE!

[Fright Nighter]

I think that I could survive the wrath of Michael because I would run like hell and I wouldn't stop for nothing!!!! Now the only problem with that is he might find me. I mean he found Laurie in California. But if I wouldn't survive I definitely think me and him would have a nice go around with a great chase sequence before he killed me. lol

[ScareGasm]

It'd be my luck I'd live til near the end of a movie only due to the intelligence part, then I'd forget that I'm not a virgin and get axed cause that's the way it goes...

[LauriesDead02]

Kill him no remember evil never dies, outrun him and hide yes but theres a 99.9 percent he would find me and kill me in the end lol.

[Michellemabelle]

If I have team like the Z-Squad with me, hellz yeah.

[Twisted Sister]

Haha Dylan. But I would not fight Michael. I would recruit him.

[halloweenfan89]

I would out smart him by telling him, can you see the cinamin toast crunch, he would stare at it for hours, then I would run away, to a far away land, like england.

[Dutchess]

I'd be dead really quick lol.

[Lord Hearteater]

It depends on the context of the initial encounter. If he surprises me out of the blue, I am probably dead. If I elude his grasp, or if his first stab does not wound me too seriously, I probably gain the ability to at least flee or engage. Of course, I have the advantage of knowing Michael's nature, so if I did manage to get the upper hand and bring him down, I would assure that he had no weapon in hand, and would proceed to dismember him methodically, maybe even doing a little Arab-style justice by removing the mask and stuffing his phallus into the mouth of his decapitated head.

My g/f calls it "going hockey-player" on someone, as I did play the game for a number of years, and got in more than a good share of vicious scraps. I can be a tough, sadistic sumbitch when I need to be, and in an encounter with Michael, I would need to be. Adrenaline and smarts, coupled with weapons of opportunity, will probably yield a liveable result for me...but I am sure that he would haunt my dreams for the rest of my days.