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Plokoon111
06-23-2009, 04:46 PM
Has anyone seen this film, it was the funniest trying to be serious zombie flick ever. In the film they try to create a lead zombie named Abyotte Hayes and make him a lead villain. Its really funny, I am trying to find it on youtube.

Zombie
06-23-2009, 04:51 PM
I tried, but I found defecating in my own mouth more pleasing.

Plokoon111
06-23-2009, 04:54 PM
Me and my friends replayed the scene over and over laughing, where the jazz hand zombie walks across the street screeching and they screamed, "Ahhh!!! Abbot Hayyes!" They run off the road and off a cliff.

Twisted Sister
07-09-2009, 07:22 PM
Oh man...this movie..well. I try to give them some credit, they tried. It was a political mess during the whole thing, and they pretty much slapped it together and threw it out there, all the while apologizing for the disaster.
Tom Savini will also not win any awards for acting, but it was amusing to watch him, and to hear some of the worst lines in film history.
Also, Abbott Hayes? You'd think they'd have the poor kid (I believe he was a college student if I'm not mistaken), take some damn zombie lessons. That screeching/growling had me in hysterics.
For the zombie lovers? There's worse out there, not too many, but some.

Torgo
07-10-2009, 08:33 AM
This is called Children of the Living Dead, I think.

I wouldn't watch this if someone paid me.

MM2DYLAN
07-10-2009, 08:49 AM
I remember Abbott having kind of a dancing walk. It was hilarious.

WhiteZombie
07-11-2009, 06:44 AM
Savini offs a bunch of zombies though, so I watch it.

Twisted Sister
07-11-2009, 08:01 AM
All the while, doing commando rolls and sort of humming and such. It really is quite hilarious.

ten31
07-12-2009, 09:56 AM
Just think it was written by Karen Wolf who is daughter of Halloween producer Joseph Wolf and that the score was done by Alan Howarth.

Torgo
07-12-2009, 10:43 AM
Just think it was written by Karen Wolf who is daughter of Halloween producer Joseph Wolf and that the score was done by Alan Howarth.

I haven't seen the movie, but I remember reading a thread on IMDB where the director goes on a huge tirade about how much of an idiot Karen Wolf is. It made me never want to enter the movie business.

SLAB
07-12-2009, 11:47 AM
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DarknessBDJM
08-03-2009, 06:15 PM
Bad bad movie. The intro was decent though, but Tom "Popeye" Savini was a little goofy.

Zombie
08-03-2009, 06:31 PM
True story, I anal fucked a chick while watching this movie for the first time.

Her name was Brenda.

oltrelamorte
10-18-2009, 09:38 AM
Pure crap but for some reason, I enjoy it.

Abbott Hayes is ridiculous.