**AnDy**
10-17-2004, 01:49 PM
THIS IS SOMETHING I WROTE WHEN I WAS BORED AT WORK, ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS AS YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN YOU READ IT.
THE MANY ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS!
ISSUE ONE: THE ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS
THE DAY IS FRIDAY AND THE DATE IS OCTOBER 8TH, THE BIRTH OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS.
OUR STORY STARTS LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL DAY FOR ANDY, WHO IS ANDY? WE HEAR YOU
ASK. ANDY IS THE ALTER EGO OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS. HE WORKS AT TICKETLINE IN THE
CITY OF MANCHESTER. BEFORE WE CONTINUE THERE IS A LITTLE BACK STORY TO CAPTAIN
STARBUCKS THAT YOU ALL MUST KNOW. HE WAS BORN IN A LITTLE SURBURBAN TOWN CALLED
BURY ALMOST 23 YEARS AGO.
HE LIVED AND WORKED LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL PERSON UNTIL 6 DAYS AGO ON 2ND OCTOBER
2004 ANDY WENT TO STARBUCKS IN MANCHESTER AND THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED!.
EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL UNTIL ANDY ORDERED THE FRAPPUCHINO, BUT LITTLE DID HE
KNOW, HIS SOON TO BE ARCH NEMESIS "BIG DADDY DAN" ALREADY HAD PLANS FOR WORLD
DOMINATION, AND PLANNED TO POISON THE WORLD WITH HIS EVIL FRAPPUCHINO'S. ANDY
DRANK BIG DADDY DAN'S EVIL DRINK BUT HE WASNT POSIONED LIKE DAN EXPECTED HIM TO
BE.
WHEN ANDY RETURNED HOME HE HAD A STRANGE UNPRECIDENTED REACTION TO THE
FRAPPUCHINO, THIS MADE HIS MIND BEND AND HIS MUSCLE'S ENHANCE, HE BECAME
SUPERHUMAN.
LATER THAT NIGHT ANDY WENT BACK TO STARBUCKS TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY HAD BEEN
PUTTING IN THEIR FRAPPUCHINO'S AND HE CAME FACE TO FACE WITH BIG DADDY DAN.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?" ANDY SCREAMED.
"WHAT!? WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW", "YOU SEE, I HAVE AN EVIL
PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, USING STARBUCKS AT MY DISPOSAL, THIS COMPANY IS SEEN
AS EVIL ALREADY, IM JUST HELPING IT ON IT'S WAY" SCREAMED BIG DADDY DAN. QUICKLY
BUT SURELY BIG DADDY DAN ATTACKED, THROWING VERTI BOMBS AT ANDY. DAN WAS
SHOCKED TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD SURVIVED HIS EVIL PLAN, AND QUICKLY ESCAPED LEAVING
ANDY TO SUFFOCATE IN THE SMOKE FROM THE VERTI BOMB.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
THE MANY ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS!
ISSUE ONE: THE ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS
THE DAY IS FRIDAY AND THE DATE IS OCTOBER 8TH, THE BIRTH OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS.
OUR STORY STARTS LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL DAY FOR ANDY, WHO IS ANDY? WE HEAR YOU
ASK. ANDY IS THE ALTER EGO OF CAPTAIN STARBUCKS. HE WORKS AT TICKETLINE IN THE
CITY OF MANCHESTER. BEFORE WE CONTINUE THERE IS A LITTLE BACK STORY TO CAPTAIN
STARBUCKS THAT YOU ALL MUST KNOW. HE WAS BORN IN A LITTLE SURBURBAN TOWN CALLED
BURY ALMOST 23 YEARS AGO.
HE LIVED AND WORKED LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL PERSON UNTIL 6 DAYS AGO ON 2ND OCTOBER
2004 ANDY WENT TO STARBUCKS IN MANCHESTER AND THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED!.
EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL UNTIL ANDY ORDERED THE FRAPPUCHINO, BUT LITTLE DID HE
KNOW, HIS SOON TO BE ARCH NEMESIS "BIG DADDY DAN" ALREADY HAD PLANS FOR WORLD
DOMINATION, AND PLANNED TO POISON THE WORLD WITH HIS EVIL FRAPPUCHINO'S. ANDY
DRANK BIG DADDY DAN'S EVIL DRINK BUT HE WASNT POSIONED LIKE DAN EXPECTED HIM TO
BE.
WHEN ANDY RETURNED HOME HE HAD A STRANGE UNPRECIDENTED REACTION TO THE
FRAPPUCHINO, THIS MADE HIS MIND BEND AND HIS MUSCLE'S ENHANCE, HE BECAME
SUPERHUMAN.
LATER THAT NIGHT ANDY WENT BACK TO STARBUCKS TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY HAD BEEN
PUTTING IN THEIR FRAPPUCHINO'S AND HE CAME FACE TO FACE WITH BIG DADDY DAN.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?" ANDY SCREAMED.
"WHAT!? WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW", "YOU SEE, I HAVE AN EVIL
PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, USING STARBUCKS AT MY DISPOSAL, THIS COMPANY IS SEEN
AS EVIL ALREADY, IM JUST HELPING IT ON IT'S WAY" SCREAMED BIG DADDY DAN. QUICKLY
BUT SURELY BIG DADDY DAN ATTACKED, THROWING VERTI BOMBS AT ANDY. DAN WAS
SHOCKED TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD SURVIVED HIS EVIL PLAN, AND QUICKLY ESCAPED LEAVING
ANDY TO SUFFOCATE IN THE SMOKE FROM THE VERTI BOMB.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!