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Twisted Sister
09-22-2008, 07:23 PM
another thanks to Michellemabelle for a great idea :)



1.) When you have years and years worth of threads arguing over 68 vs. 90 NOTLD films.
2.) When you actually HAVE a favorite zombie.
3.) When you find yourself yawning and groaning like Shaun every morning.
4.) When you think there IS a possibility of an Apocolypse and sell other people on the board to the idea to have a commando squad to fight them.
5.) When you actually map out escape routes in your house, and hiding places, and you keep a bag of essentials packed.
6.) When you own the Zombie Survival Guide ;)
7.) *True Story* When your sweet little nephew is 4 years old, you force him to watch NOTLD as his intro to horror. Then move on to Day of the Dead. Little Jimmy for years has been begging my poor brother to find him a pet "Bub".

spindrift68
09-23-2008, 11:20 AM
When every day you say "We got this, man! We got this by the ASS!!!"

Twisted Sister
09-23-2008, 03:37 PM
Lol....

When you and your friends barracade yourselves in storage rooms in malls and share spam and other delightful things...

MM2DYLAN
09-23-2008, 03:39 PM
When your friends are named Donatello, Sway, Scout, etc...

Laurie2007
09-23-2008, 03:42 PM
when there's people named boomstick

Twisted Sister
09-23-2008, 03:45 PM
We love Boomstick. Laurie, I think he deserves a fan club :)

Lord Thurisaz
09-23-2008, 10:54 PM
2.) When you actually HAVE a favorite zombie.
3.) When you find yourself yawning and groaning like Shaun some mornings.
5.) When you actually map out escape routes in your house, and hiding places.

All apply here. :D


When every day you say "We got this, man! We got this by the ASS!!!"

I dont say it everyday, but I have once.

Twisted Sister
09-24-2008, 03:46 AM
When someone says "Kill the Queen", you grab pool sticks and darts.

The Kilted One
09-24-2008, 10:34 AM
...when you always make sure that you've got a good sword close at hand, before going to sleep, just in case the inevitable should happen during the night. :nodsmile:

Edit:

The wall, next to my bed:

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff43/kiltedgeneral/PICT0155.jpg

Twisted Sister
09-24-2008, 12:27 PM
VERY cool!! Good thing you've joined the Zombie Squad....

You know you're a Zombie fan when you have cool zombie friends that join the Squad, and you vow to never ever say again that Rosemary's Baby wasn't a good movie. :)

Torgo
09-24-2008, 12:36 PM
Every time you walk into a mall you whistle one of the muzak tunes from Dawn of the Dead.

Laurie2007
09-24-2008, 05:03 PM
...when your nickname is Scout :p

Twisted Sister
09-24-2008, 05:04 PM
Good one Torgo :)

When you assess and reassess your signature to think of a better Zombie fighting nickname :)

sharkboy
09-24-2008, 05:15 PM
you think brains smell rich......and spicy

Twisted Sister
09-24-2008, 05:16 PM
Tiiiinnaaaaaa :)

When you tackle someone on the sidewalk that has the slightest limp...

sharkboy
09-24-2008, 05:24 PM
"The Zombies that ate Pittsburg" is coffee table material

Twisted Sister
09-24-2008, 05:27 PM
ANYTHING regarding Pittsburgh, Iron City Beer...etc..associated with Zombies. :)


When you try to find Zeleonople (spelling) or Evans City & Evans City Cemetery on Virtual Earth and plan a trip...

sharkboy
09-24-2008, 05:48 PM
*puts bags down* You mean they don't exist ????

Twisted Sister
09-25-2008, 04:38 AM
Oh no, they do...just using virtual earth online to view them from satellite :)

So then, you know that when you FIND them, you plan a trip :)

MM2DYLAN
09-25-2008, 06:21 AM
When you're on a team called "The Zombie Squad".

Twisted Sister
09-25-2008, 08:18 AM
Yeeahhhh boooyyyyy :)

Lord Thurisaz
09-25-2008, 10:34 AM
When you discriminate against certain, lesser zombies... [THIS MEANS YOU, ZOMBIE JASON!]

duhderrick
09-25-2008, 11:07 AM
another thanks to Michellemabelle for a great idea :)




6.) When you own the Zombie Survival Guide ;)


I own that!

It was a great birthday present.

The Kilted One
09-25-2008, 12:15 PM
VERY cool!! Good thing you've joined the Zombie Squad....

You know you're a Zombie fan when you have cool zombie friends that join the Squad, and you vow to never ever say again that Rosemary's Baby wasn't a good movie. :)

:winkgrin:

...when you train in decapitation, twice weekly. ;)

Twisted Sister
09-25-2008, 04:00 PM
We'll be moving that training up to three days a week soon my good sir :), the Legions are coming.......

When you seriously start scaring the crap out of yourself thinking zombie rpg's are real and you're afraid to log into OHMB :)

Silverpsycho
09-27-2008, 10:23 PM
When you make custom Dawn of the Dead figures out of sculpey modeling clay. (yes, I made one for Roger, Steven & Peter) :D

When you take the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks seriously.

When you constantly think about what your weapon of choice would be when going up against zombies. (baseball bat for me ;) )


When every day you say "We got this, man! We got this by the ASS!!!"
My room phone rings with Roger saying this. I switch between that and The Gonk. People seriously think I'm crazy each time they hear my phone ring with this weird Dawn stuff. :D

Twisted Sister
09-29-2008, 07:06 AM
Ooh Liz, if you haven't already posted the pic elsewhere, I'd love too see pics of the models. :)

When someone says "brains" you automatically think of the undead.

Khan
09-29-2008, 07:09 AM
When you tirelessly point out that 28 Day Later and Evil Dead have no zombies in them.

Twisted Sister
09-29-2008, 08:43 AM
Agreed (although the 28's are awesome!)

When you get bit by co-worker's little imp of a son, you stare in mirror to see if you're "becoming".

zombie commando
10-02-2008, 11:22 AM
When you think that formulas and equations sound like a bowl of Greek salad.

Khan
10-02-2008, 11:25 AM
You are making me hungry now.

Anyways, you are obsessed with zombies when you try to collect as many copies of NOTLD (original) as possible.

zombie commando
10-02-2008, 11:28 AM
If you bought all of George Romero's Toe Tags comics.

Twisted Sister
10-02-2008, 12:05 PM
If you legally changed your last name to Zombie. Hmmm....

sharkboy
10-02-2008, 12:35 PM
good one.....my friend gave his son Shaemus the name Zombie for his middle name.....his other son's middle name is Frankenstein

Twisted Sister
10-02-2008, 12:49 PM
Sounds like my kinda people! So far I only have a fish named Damien. Will keep Zombie in mind :)

Khan
10-02-2008, 12:53 PM
When you insist on being boss on a certain floor of the house.

Twisted Sister
10-02-2008, 07:05 PM
When you insist on being boss on a certain floor of the house.

"I"m boss up here Cooper you can be boss down there."

"You can't get any reception in a basement, dickhead!" LOL

Anyways, when the new "where would you hide" thread freaks you the hell out and you really do start thinking hard about that.

sharkboy
10-03-2008, 01:55 AM
When you take pointers from the recent threads about decapitation.....gonna need that shoto afterall!

zombie commando
10-03-2008, 04:12 AM
When you think zombie vs. shark should be on the Discovery Channel's shark week.

Twisted Sister
10-03-2008, 04:31 AM
Hahah! Or a new sport :)

Psych0ticNemes1s
10-06-2008, 06:51 AM
You know you're obsessed with Zombies when you start viewing a thread titled: Ya know you're obsessed with Zombies... ;)

Twisted Sister
10-06-2008, 09:03 AM
That'll pretty much do it :)

When you travel to Romania for supplies....

sharkboy
10-06-2008, 10:15 AM
That'll pretty much do it :)

When you travel to Romania for supplies....

with a stop in Ireland just for fun! ;)

Twisted Sister
10-06-2008, 10:56 AM
I'm still waiting on the Ireland thing, I'm lost!!! LOL!


When you're a cemetery ghoul, like me, and you get disappointed when nothing happens...

zombie commando
10-27-2008, 08:27 AM
When you've sat through Linea Quigley's (sp?) workout video.

Twisted Sister
10-28-2008, 10:21 AM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

When you actually get disappointed when you go to a very old cemetary and see....nothing.

Brimstone
10-28-2008, 10:30 AM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

When you actually get disappointed when you go to a very old cemetary and see....nothing.

:laugh::roflmao:

Count_Sarge
11-06-2008, 07:55 AM
When always to intergrate a little of the zombie trilogy by GAR in you Art class and essays at school. :D

When you have watch Night, Dawn, and Day(the originals) once a week.

When you collect dvds of the same films just because, they have different art cover. ;D

When you constantly go to ebay and amazon to find any rare hard to get collectables of the films.

Twisted Sister
11-25-2008, 07:31 PM
When a co-worker actually walks up to you and says (after we draw Secret Santas today), "your secret Santa wants to know if you have the Zombie Survival Guide?"

The Kilted One
11-25-2008, 07:46 PM
Wow... I can honestly say that that's never happened to me.







...thus far. ;)

Twisted Sister
11-26-2008, 05:42 AM
Hahah....all in good time :)

So, the Squad should draw Secret Santas.....!!! I'd be up for it!

The Kilted One
11-26-2008, 08:13 AM
*in the Einstein voice*

Interesting concept...

Twisted Sister
11-26-2008, 08:27 AM
It'd be fun :)

zombie commando
11-26-2008, 08:28 AM
Hahah....all in good time :)

So, the Squad should draw Secret Santas.....!!! I'd be up for it!

I'll sign up for that.

Laurie2007
11-26-2008, 08:33 AM
when you sit on the floor at the bookstore and refuse to get up because youre reading the ZSG

The Kilted One
11-26-2008, 08:46 AM
When you refuse to carry any folding knife, unless you're sure it will make it through a skull. ;)

Twisted Sister
11-26-2008, 05:52 PM
You ponder how fast you can get zombie Christmas presents for your co-squaders mailed out :)

Twisted Sister
12-29-2008, 10:32 AM
When you make a list of Zombie movies you own, and get depressed, and you even consider spending money on The Video Dead, Burial Ground, and Children of the Living Dead, just to make it look better ;)

Reobeem
01-19-2009, 06:10 AM
When you buy every known movie, book, etc about zombies that there is.

Twisted Sister
01-21-2009, 06:22 AM
You start quoting the ZSG very loudly at the folks who think hiding in a mall or store is the safest idea.

Myers788
01-28-2009, 08:56 AM
When your scared to go in a mall with few people