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Worthystevens
09-05-2007, 10:38 AM
Since Danielle and Scout have their own respective threads, it's only fair for Kristina to have her own as well.

Well, workprint or theatrical, what did you think of Kristina?

Silverpsycho
09-05-2007, 10:46 AM
I didn't like her at all in the workprint but I really liked her in the theatrical version. I think the theatrical version is a better interpretation of her and we care about her as she talks to Laurie on the phone before her demise. In the workprint, she's such a bitch when she bullies other students around and tosses their stuff for no good reason. I was like, that is NOT Lynda. :p

Klebe was okay. I wasn't crazy about her...she was just sort of there to fill the role. She didn't really bring much to it.

ragethorn
09-05-2007, 10:49 AM
Great, another saggy titted actress who will unfortunately find work in Hollywood, not because of her talents, but because she's willing to expose herself be choked naked.

I don't know. I'm glad she died. I guess it's a bad thing. lol

mmyers78
09-05-2007, 10:53 AM
i thought she did a good job

freethy
09-05-2007, 10:58 AM
I can't say anything bad about Kristina. Not after all that free publicity I got when she put my music profile on myspace in here top friends section.

ragethorn
09-05-2007, 11:03 AM
I can't say anything bad about Kristina. Not after all that free publicity I got when she put my music profile on myspace in here top friends section.

LOLOLOL!

Myers-89
09-05-2007, 11:40 AM
I have to see the movie a second time to form an opinion about Kristina. Her character didn't really stand out to me when I first saw it. She has nice titties though, so I'm not debating that. :)

Shawn
09-05-2007, 12:13 PM
I want to go all the way with her.

ten31
09-05-2007, 01:32 PM
I didn't like her at all as Lynda. Both her performance and the writing were horrible. Plus half the time I was looking to make sure she wasn't a man.

Laurie2007
09-05-2007, 01:34 PM
i thought she did good brought some serious edge to the role...i only wonder.what would PJ Soles think about it?

YourAverageJoe
09-05-2007, 02:29 PM
She wasn't really in much of the movie. I think she did a fine job, but there's not really much to work with here to make an evaluation of her portrayal of the character. She shows up, has sex with Bob, and dies.

Halloween444
09-05-2007, 02:32 PM
That fucking CUNT needs to get laid. lol Classic line if you ask me

Todd
09-05-2007, 02:34 PM
She reminded me a lot of Linda in the original.
She clearly didn't have as much to work with, but she did the best she could with what she had.
And to whoever said she looked like a man, I guess you didn't see anything you liked???

ten31
09-05-2007, 02:45 PM
She reminded me a lot of Linda in the original.
She clearly didn't have as much to work with, but she did the best she could with what she had.
And to whoever said she looked like a man, I guess you didn't see anything you liked???

You got that right. I think Michael should have given her the sheet to wear over her head.

Pug-a-Licious
09-05-2007, 02:51 PM
I can't say anything bad about Kristina. Not after all that free publicity I got when she put my music profile on myspace in here top friends section.

She did?? That's awesome Lee!!!!

Myers Insurance
09-05-2007, 03:12 PM
She might've only been in like 3 or 4 scenes, but I really enjoyed her. I think that with the exception of Loomis and Bracket, the 2007 cast > the 1978 cast.

freethy
09-05-2007, 03:15 PM
She did?? That's awesome Lee!!!!

Yep, she did indeed. Turns out she's a big radiohead fan as well and as they are one of my main influences I guess she thought the music was cool. I dunno, she put me up there anyway haha!

Todd
09-05-2007, 03:26 PM
You got that right. I think Michael should have given her the sheet to wear over her head.
To each his own.
I think she's very pretty and a good actress as well.

freethy
09-05-2007, 03:34 PM
She did not look like a man. If she did, then she was obviously a very attractive man with tits and everything.

Myers Insurance
09-05-2007, 03:35 PM
I never thought she was attractive in the promos, but once I saw her Halloweenmovies.com interview and in the movie, I thought she was a very attractive woman.

Deckard
09-05-2007, 05:51 PM
She's hot...period. Yes I saw something I liked...lol. I've done mentioned this in the "Scout as Laurie" and "Danielle as Annie" threads but I must repeat that the added scene in the theatrical version when Lynda calls Laurie just adds so much to Lynda in just that short amount of time. Do you all agree?

renee30152
09-05-2007, 08:19 PM
I thought she did an okey job and she did make you feel for the character when she tells her she cares what Laurie thinks of her. How sweet! :D

MacG
09-05-2007, 08:36 PM
I actually didn't like her. I thought it was funny how IMO, Lynda was the only attractive girl from the original, and in the new one Lynda is the only unattractive girl haha. But idk, something about her just didn't click. It wasn't a bad performance, but it wasn't that good either.

JustABill
09-05-2007, 11:57 PM
Out of the girls, she was the one I liked the least. I much prefer PJ Soles to Kristina.

Scout and Danielle though. I prefer their versions of Annie and Laurie to the originals.

wyatt s
09-06-2007, 12:42 AM
My thoughts on Krstina Klebe as Lynda are that I didn't feel her character as much as I felt the other two. I thought her chemistry was off and she didn't really mesh well. But as an overall performance it was OK. I think it could have been better with more screen time but it's decent enough for what it is.

As for how she looks, I don't find her particularly "hot", but she is fairly attractive I suppose. Although for some reason when I looked at her I kept seeing her as a lot older than she is. It was odd.

horrorcore
09-06-2007, 12:58 AM
her acting was ok,but i thought she looked pretty good.

Shawn
09-06-2007, 02:27 AM
I think you people would critique, grade, and complain about a fart contest.


"I didn't feel the theme of the motivation in her character as it was unconnected..."

Okay, wtf ever...


It's Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween. Nothing more or less.

JangoJason
09-06-2007, 10:55 AM
Nowhere near as good as PJ,....TOTALLY!
Both are hot,..heck I'd still do PJ today!

Jackolantern99
09-06-2007, 11:36 AM
Kristina didn't mesh well with the other girls to me. She seemed a lot older, like she got held back a few years...which in Lynda's case I guess is possible, but still. Although I do like that she wasn't the drop-dead gorgeous, buxom blonde airhead I was thinking they'd make Lynda out to be. She was a real girl, and she was genuinely pretty.


Now could someone please explain to me why Bob had the body of a college athlete but the face of Judas Friedlander?
http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/duze/j/judah_friedlander_1.jpg

Cotton Weary
09-07-2007, 08:44 PM
With what little screen-time she had, I enjoyed her performance. To bad she wasn't included much in the movie.

4BarrelHemi
09-07-2007, 09:21 PM
Eh she did nothing for me.

MrShape666
09-07-2007, 11:36 PM
I liked the way she played her as relatively obnoxious. I don't like the "punishment for sex" motive most modern horror films insist on using these days (which, in my opinion, is just the filmmakers apologizing for making a horror film), but with the new Linda and the new Judith, it seemed more like it was their abusive actions towards everyone around them that brought down the wrath of Micheal.

scarymoviechap
09-08-2007, 05:22 PM
I must repeat that the added scene in the theatrical version when Lynda calls Laurie just adds so much to Lynda in just that short amount of time. Do you all agree?

Yes, but thats pretty much her only saving grace. I realize she's an actress with little experience but in the scenes with all three girls... how awful to watch. The library scene has more amateur acting moments that a junior high play.

Chomp_on_this
09-08-2007, 05:48 PM
I barely remember her performance.

Myers-89
09-08-2007, 06:05 PM
I barely remember her performance.

Yeah, same here. I have to see it again. I do, however, remember her tits. :nodsmile:

Khan
09-08-2007, 06:13 PM
She didn't register for me because her character wasn't developed enough.

Todd
09-08-2007, 06:16 PM
Every one of you guys would give up a year of your lives to bang her, and you all know it.
Bunch of posers...

MischievousSpirit
09-08-2007, 06:30 PM
Every one of you guys would give up a year of your lives to bang her, and you all know it.
Bunch of posers...

I wouldn't!

mike32
09-08-2007, 06:32 PM
I agree, the focus of this film was Michael. Laurie, Lynda and Anne took a backseat. However, P.J. Soles was so much better! One thing that I was hoping for was a bit more development in the characters of the three girls. But that didn't happen because the focus was again on Myers.


Great, another saggy titted actress who will unfortunately find work in Hollywood, not because of her talents, but because she's willing to expose herself be choked naked.

I don't know. I'm glad she died. I guess it's a bad thing. lol

Todd
09-08-2007, 06:39 PM
LIARS!!!
A pox on you all.

MischievousSpirit
09-08-2007, 06:53 PM
LIARS!!!
A pox on you all.

I'm gay. I wouldn't fuck any woman. I would be careful on whom you call liars, Sir. Joking or otherwise.

Todd
09-08-2007, 07:09 PM
I'm gay. I wouldn't fuck any woman. I would be careful on whom you call liars, Sir. Joking or otherwise.
It was a joke, dude.
Ease up a bit.
This isn't the official serious at all times board.
This isn't an apology, either.

Shawn
09-10-2007, 02:44 AM
Oh yeah ?!! You'd give up 2 years to bang Loomis then !!

Todd
09-10-2007, 06:30 AM
Oh yeah ?!! You'd give up 2 years to bang Loomis then !!
Nah.
Too old and hairy.....

rayce33
09-12-2007, 09:26 PM
Kristina, and all the cast, are terrific in the film..and it's refreshing that they actually feel like teenagers for a change. So many films cast 30-year olds to play teenagers.

flamingrose96
09-12-2007, 10:39 PM
Honestly, in my own opinion...I didn't like any of them!! I think the new Laurie was a bitch and not as sweet as Jamie Lee....and the other two...Danielle Harris was good in the older movies..she was good in this one, but I didn't like her as much as the original character. I dunno, those are my thoughts, object if you will! I guess i'm stuck to the old movie!

renee30152
09-13-2007, 07:47 AM
You hardly saw her but what you did, she wasn't that bad.
I thought she made the audience care about her more when she asked what Laurie thought of her and that she didn't care about what Annie thought about her just laurie. It was really sweet.

BrianG
09-13-2007, 10:58 AM
I really liked her, but I do feel that she got gyped of screen time. They should have given her a few more scenes, but I don't think she sucked and I TOTALLY don't think that she is ugly or looks like a dude.

renee30152
09-13-2007, 11:00 AM
Same here. She was cute and wasn't given much screen time.

mtd20_2000
10-18-2007, 07:05 PM
LOL...I've never seen a cheerleader wear a Slayer t-shirt....what was Zombie smoking having her wear that?

Shawn
10-19-2007, 11:51 AM
I would go all the way with her in spite of the shirt. I'm no Slayer fan but I do like the tune "Seasons in the Abyss".

Laurie2007
12-31-2007, 06:21 PM
i liked kristina in the movie but i think she needed more screen time

Danny Strode
12-31-2007, 06:50 PM
A lot of people liked her. Honestly, I didn't. If Danielle or Scout weren't in the movie, then I'm sure I'd feel differently.

Laurie2007
12-31-2007, 06:52 PM
she's a really good actress but she didnt get a whole lot of screen time and she's not as well known as danielle or i could be wrong but i didnt know of her till this movie....besides i swear theres this girl at work that looks JUST like Krisitina

cloud2795
01-01-2008, 08:44 AM
she really didn't have that much of a part in the film as the other girls but she did fill the part pretty good so i would say she did a good job.

renee30152
01-01-2008, 09:29 AM
She was good. Did you watch her screen test? It was pretty good.
I just had a question: How did that boy get a girl like that? He was one ugly dude and not someone I would find with a cheerleader. Same with Michael's sister's boyfriend.

Laurie2007
01-01-2008, 05:18 PM
I just had a question: How did that boy get a girl like that? He was one ugly dude and not someone I would find with a cheerleader. Same with Michael's sister's boyfriend.

i have been wondering the same thing every time i watch the movie...paul was really the only good one i thought

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-07-2008, 11:31 AM
Man, everyone here is really obsessed with how little screentime she got, huh? It's mentioned in virtually every post.

Is everyone forgetting how little screentime PJ had in the original? She and Kristina had about the same number of scenes.

Laurie2007
01-07-2008, 11:32 AM
Man, everyone here is really obsessed with how little screentime she got, huh? It's mentioned in virtually every post.

Is everyone forgetting how little screentime PJ had in the original? She and Kristina had about the same number of scenes.


very good point

Khan
01-07-2008, 11:54 AM
Every character in the remake portion was rushed.

MrShape666
01-07-2008, 01:08 PM
She was good. Did you watch her screen test? It was pretty good.
I just had a question: How did that boy get a girl like that? He was one ugly dude and not someone I would find with a cheerleader. Same with Michael's sister's boyfriend.

Given that this Linda was pretty obnoxious, She probably drove all the good looking ones away. Got stuck with a guy desperate enough to but up with all that bullshit. I mean, look at the way she treated Paul. I don't know about the rest of you, but constant insults and demands are not a good aphrodisiac.

I'dve gone out with the Soles version when I was teen (Halloween 4 was the current entry back then!), but I probably wouldn't have put up with the Klebe version for more then a few hours or so.

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-08-2008, 09:30 AM
I mean, look at the way she treated Paul.
Lynda and Paul? What cut of the movie are you watching? :p

Bearscubsfan87
01-08-2008, 07:38 PM
I thought she did okay. Yeah, the character was a little obnoxious, but that was the character.

Shawn
01-09-2008, 03:47 AM
I would go all the way with her.

renee30152
01-10-2008, 10:03 AM
She seemed sweet though like when she told Laurie her opinion was the only one who mattered to her.

Laurie2007
01-11-2008, 08:54 AM
i like how she refers to herself as van der klebe

bewp
01-12-2008, 12:52 AM
I never understood why she is the most hated character. I honestly loved Lynda. Annie was my favorite follow by her. Not only was she smokin hot but her character seemed like the type of person who is really nice if you're on her good side, but the biggest bitch if you're on her bad side. I kind of didn't like the way they took the "dumb bimbo blonde" thing that the 1978 Lynda had though.

renee30152
01-12-2008, 05:02 PM
I agree. She is ALOT better actress then Scott. Has she been in any other movie or show?

1978 COLLECTOR
01-12-2008, 06:07 PM
I thought she was nice as a tough-female. She was a nice pussy, and she really made it true when Carpenter told Zombie to make Halloween "his own".

Khan
01-12-2008, 06:13 PM
Carpenter didn't give a s**t as long as he got his royalty cheque.

1978 COLLECTOR
01-12-2008, 06:57 PM
Well, then he would have said he doesn't care. Atleast he said make it diffrent. We was really ticed with the Assult on Precint 13 remake and was personaly with The Fog remake (read any interviews from that remake's year?)

njdevs03champs
01-13-2008, 01:20 PM
She was ultra-hot in the screen session reading the lines for the movie.

MarkMW
01-13-2008, 02:34 PM
That fucking CUNT needs to get laid. lol Classic line if you ask me

yeah. there's another thing i like about Rob Zombie's version. every line contains cussing, it explains Michael's past, and TITTIES!!! YAY!!!

Khan
01-13-2008, 02:39 PM
Well, then he would have said he doesn't care. Atleast he said make it diffrent. We was really ticed with the Assult on Precint 13 remake and was personaly with The Fog remake (read any interviews

He didn't care that it was remade, and that is a fact.

You don't understand the situation.


yeah. there's another thing i like about Rob Zombie's version. every line contains cussing, it explains Michael's past, and TITTIES!!! YAY!!!

The original is a classy, well made horror film, and that is why is it is more respected by the horror community then the remake.

Gore, boobs and cussing are not what puts a movie on top 10 lists.

renee30152
01-13-2008, 03:35 PM
I agree the orginal is more classy while this movie is totally zombified.

mtd20_2000
01-18-2008, 05:44 PM
I remember her getting robbed at the begining of a "Law and Order" episode....

renee30152
01-18-2008, 05:54 PM
Was she good in that eppy?

mtd20_2000
01-18-2008, 10:34 PM
She did the part justice only thing is her part probably only lasted maybe 20-30 seconds....if that....

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-18-2008, 10:41 PM
She did the part justice only thing is her part probably only lasted maybe 20-30 seconds....if that....
20 to 30 seconds?

You're not smoking crack while you watch the movie, are you?

punkrocklove
01-19-2008, 05:10 AM
I think he was referring to the Law and Order episode.

Myers Insurance
01-19-2008, 11:26 AM
So many films cast 30-year olds to play teenagers.

Uh, so did this film... Danielle's in her '30s.

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-19-2008, 11:47 AM
I think he was referring to the Law and Order episode.
Ooooohhhhhhhhhh...gotcha.

What can I say? This is what I get for smoking crack whilst browsing the forums.



Uh, so did this film... Danielle's in her '30s.
Well, technically, she was still in her 20s when they shot.

29...just like Nancy Loomis in the original. ;)

Myers Insurance
01-19-2008, 11:49 AM
And yet people complain about Danielle being too old to play Annie.

renee30152
01-19-2008, 01:15 PM
How old is Kristina?
BTW Danielle doe look to be about eighteeen. She looks good for her age. I hope when I am that age, I will still look like I can play a teenager. :D

The Kilted One
01-19-2008, 01:48 PM
I think he was referring to the Law and Order episode.

Vix, I love you to death, but I have to disagree with you here. Yottle is always right. ;)




:bastard:

renee30152
01-19-2008, 02:14 PM
Who is exactly yottle Ryan? :D

The Kilted One
01-19-2008, 02:53 PM
Who is exactly yottle Ryan? :D

That's EvilOnTwoLegs, sis...

See, he's very secretive, so no one knows his name. Some think they know, but none do. As a result, he's commonly known as EOTL. EOTL is pronounced "yottle".;)


We now return to your regularly scheduled posting...

Myers Insurance
01-19-2008, 04:01 PM
How old is Kristina?

During filming, Scout was 17 and turned 18 towards the end of it.
Kristina was 24 (she has since turned 25).
Danielle Harris was 29, but she has since turned 30.

So, technically, Scout was the only teenager.

MyersFan28
01-19-2008, 04:21 PM
I think Kristina did a better job than PJ Soles did. I'm just glad Kristina Klebe didn't say totally like PJ. I perfer Kristina's version of "See Anything You Like?"

The one thing I never understood about Michael was.He was locked up for 17 years breaks out. Both of his sister's friends are hot.And he doesn't even try to do either one.

Laurie2007
01-19-2008, 04:30 PM
I think Kristina did a better job than PJ Soles did. I'm just glad Kristina Klebe didn't say totally like PJ. I perfer Kristina's version of "See Anything You Like?"

The one thing I never understood about Michael was.He was locked up for 17 years breaks out. Both of his sister's friends are hot.And he doesn't even try to do either one.

well....it looks like he had his way with annie....and who knows what he tried to pull with lynda's dead body...:crazy:

renee30152
01-19-2008, 04:38 PM
I think Kristina did a better job than PJ Soles did. I'm just glad Kristina Klebe didn't say totally like PJ. I perfer Kristina's version of "See Anything You Like?"

The one thing I never understood about Michael was.He was locked up for 17 years breaks out. Both of his sister's friends are hot.And he doesn't even try to do either one.

lol. Both of them were way hotter then Laurie. Maybe he is a uni perhaps?
I liked both versions myself. :D


well....it looks like he had his way with annie....and who knows what he tried to pull with lynda's dead body...:crazy:

Uhmm I don't even want to go there. :crazy: And you are correct, he did have his way with Annie, I guess technically. :D

MyersFan28
01-19-2008, 04:46 PM
And you are correct, he did have his way with Annie, I guess technically. :D

I think every guy wanted to have his way with Annie.At least the Annie in this one.Can't say the same for Nancy Loomis.

Laurie2007
01-19-2008, 04:47 PM
Uhmm I don't even want to go there. :crazy: And you are correct, he did have his way with Annie, I guess technically. :D[/QUOTE]

someone was going to say it sooner or later anyways

Danny Strode
01-19-2008, 06:43 PM
I think every guy wanted to have his way with Annie.At least the Annie in this one.

Heh-heh. You said it, I didn't. :D

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-19-2008, 09:46 PM
Vix, I love you to death, but I have to disagree with you here. Yottle is always right. ;)




:bastard:
As always, General, you are correct. :nodsmile:

renee30152
01-20-2008, 03:18 PM
Uhmm I don't even want to go there. :crazy: And you are correct, he did have his way with Annie, I guess technically. :D

someone was going to say it sooner or later anyways[/QUOTE]

Probably. :D

bewp
02-09-2008, 10:21 PM
She was much more likeable than the other Lynda to me.

The other Lynda was cool..

but she was pretty stupid.

She pranced around giggling at every little thing.

While this Lynda had some common sense and dignity.

Yes, the whole "What are you two bitches laughing at?" thing was a bit much,

But she appears to be such a bitch,

but it looks like she feels left out when it comes to annie and laurie...

Pandaz
08-28-2008, 07:25 PM
I wasn't too fond of Kristina Klebe as Lynda. She didn't seem to mesh well with Danielle and Scout, but I think that comes with having very few scenes with either of them. I felt that Annie and Laurie were actually friends, but Lynda kind of seemed like she was just... there, like she was a third wheel. A moment where I saw a sympathetic side to Lynda was when she called Laurie, upset about Annie calling her a slut. She seemed like one of those people that comes across as not giving a fuck what anyone thinks while deep down, she's truly depressed by peoples' negative remarks. It still wasn't enough to make me care for the character, and I wasn't phased at all by her death. As with the others, though, she really didn't have much to work with.

Danny Strode
08-29-2008, 03:04 PM
I wasn't too fond of Kristina Klebe as Lynda. She didn't seem to mesh well with Danielle and Scout, but I think that comes with having very few scenes with either of them. I felt that Annie and Laurie were actually friends, but Lynda kind of seemed like she was just... there, like she was a third wheel. A moment where I saw a sympathetic side to Lynda was when she called Laurie, upset about Annie calling her a slut. She seemed like one of those people that comes across as not giving a fuck what anyone thinks while deep down, she's truly depressed by peoples' negative remarks. It still wasn't enough to make me care for the character, and I wasn't phased at all by her death. As with the others, though, she really didn't have much to work with.

Yeah, I agree with you here.

In the original, she had a purpose. I thought in the remake that it was the complete opposite. She was just there, simply, like you said.

scorpioscmale
08-31-2008, 05:18 PM
I didn't like her character in the workprint, the theatrical worked slightly better but I think in the end she was the best thing about Rob Zombie's Halloween. She was only one I didn't want to die. Her phone call to Laurie right before she was killed made me care about the character alot more

Danny Strode
08-31-2008, 05:21 PM
Her phone call to Laurie right before she was killed made me care about the character alot more

I didn't care for her more after that scene, but it did change the way I looked at her.

Scissorhands
09-01-2008, 07:53 AM
I liked her sex scene.. it was... sexy

BrianG
09-04-2008, 03:05 PM
I really liked Kristina as Lynda. I wouldn't say that I like her better then PJ Soles, but I think she did a great job with the character. She is mad hot too!

Laurie2007
09-04-2008, 05:34 PM
i liked kristina...i wish they would have been able to expand more on her character

duhderrick
10-23-2008, 04:55 PM
I thought she did a great job as Lynda. But, you cant really compare her to PJ's Lynda b/c they are both sooo different. I think the only things they have in common is the fact that they both died, they both showed their tits, and the word "totally."

Plus.. the Slayer shirt!!!

Laurie2007
10-23-2008, 05:22 PM
nah you cant compare her to PJ but i liked the spunk of this lynda, plus i like kristina klebe from what ive read about her she seems sweet and shes very multi talented

tmlfan4life
11-06-2008, 12:37 PM
I hated her in the movie because she reminded me of some stuck up bitch.

Pasabi
11-06-2008, 12:44 PM
I didn't like the updated Lynda character either. The only updated character I liked from this one to RZ's was Laurie's character.

Shawn
11-06-2008, 01:33 PM
I saw PJ on AMC this Halloween and still want to go all the way with her.

Lord Hearteater
11-08-2008, 04:36 AM
P.J. Soles she ain't, but she didn't have to be either. RZ says that she's quite the nice girl in real life and enjoyed playing "bad" in the film. The brand of spunk that she brought to the Lynda character is an update, as opposed to PJ's classic late-70's, Suzanne Sommers-inspired bubblehead.

Michael Voorhees
07-28-2009, 06:19 PM
I thought the updated Lynda was great, and Kristina was fantastic at pulling off being a stuck up bitch. In real life, Kristina is like...the nicest person you could meet, and very down to Earth.

Horror Kitten
07-30-2009, 07:02 PM
I was used to Lynda as the hottest one of the three. Kristina is the least attractive by far. I feel awful saying shit like that, but it's true IMO. I also didn't like updated Lynda like others here have said. Stuck up ass.

Nibbz
07-30-2009, 07:14 PM
updated lynda was a slutty bitch and I absolutely hated her. now normally I never say anything negative about Rob Zombie's Halloween, but I fucking HATED Kristina Klebe as Lynda. Maybe if Rob gave her more screentime.... nah fuck it, I hated her.

Michael Voorhees
07-30-2009, 09:25 PM
I thought she did pretty well, honestly. She was annoying to an extent, but I still loved her character. Updated Lynda was great.

Citan
07-31-2009, 09:25 PM
Didn't care much for this new Lynda, but she looked fine. :nodsmile:

MovieBoyShane
08-01-2009, 07:21 AM
I think Kristina is VERY attractive, and I loved her interpretation of the character. The most jarring thing about the remake for me is when they cut instantly to Halloween night and it's Lynda's death scene...wasn't expecting that.

lopli
08-05-2009, 01:31 PM
She was so annoying, and I don't care if she's hot, if she sucks in the movie or is annoying then who gives a dead mooses last shit

Black Sunshine
08-05-2009, 01:34 PM
In comparisson to PJ Soles, with Kristina, I def sa something I liked..... Much cuter smile, great voice and awesome boobs....

Masked Madman
08-05-2009, 01:39 PM
I liked her, I would rather have a different interpretation of Lynda in RZH than a rehash of the one from the original. People complain that shes not like the original Lynda well uhhhh yeah thats the fucking point haha. I like both Lyndas equally and would love nothing more then to totally have both of them at once :nodsmile:

Michael Voorhees
08-05-2009, 04:12 PM
Finally, someone who makes sense! And yes, it'd be nice to handle them both at once.

brianandrews
08-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Man, everyone here is really obsessed with how little screentime she got, huh? It's mentioned in virtually every post.

Is everyone forgetting how little screentime PJ had in the original? She and Kristina had about the same number of scenes.

it is not the screen time but what you do with screen time that matters.

I think I will take a minute here to discuss the difference between quality and quantity. I think PJ had at a maximum 15 minutes of screen time in Halloween. And technically only four scenes. The one in front of the school combined with the one where the three girls were walking down the street will count as one scene. The scene in the car with Bob combined with a scene on the lawn will bring the count to two scenes. The scene on the bottom floor of the Wallace house will count as a third scene. And scene upstairs both before during and after sex will count as a fourth. I have counted them in this manner because each of those scenes required a different setup. The school/Street scene would be one set up and so on. Now at a maximum of 15 minutes of screen time, and probably just over 10, PJ gave us a character that is memorable to this day. Other examples of impactful characters would be Judy Dench in Shakespeare in Love. She won the best supporting actress award for what I believe is approximately 20 minutes of screen time. Viola Davis had only one scene in the movie Doubt and yet was nominated for best supporting actress. Probably less than 10 minutes of screen time. For a final example I will use Sir Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs. Though I have never counted I have heard it is less than 30 minutes of screen time.

So it is not the quantity that determines the quality of art but is in fact the quality of the art itself.

If you were to put me and eotl in the same room and give us both wordprocessors and an equal amount of time to come up with a creative essay, and in fact if you were to give yottle a handicap such as he has only 10 minutes to write his, hecan only do a maximum of 250 words, typing while blindfolded and only using his left hand he would still surpass by far anything my puny skills could accomplish were I to have no handicaps.

In this case it is not the tale but he who tells it.

Also let me state that chances are PJ worked a maximum of three days and probably only two. Maybe one. The scenes with Bob probably only took one day. An entire day to be sure because the interiors were probably shot during the daytime. But there is very little money and they probably can only afford John Michael Graham for one days work. If this was combined with the same day where we have all three girls together then it may only have been one days work. But let's assume generously it was a maximum of three. For three days work she gave us a character that is really etched in our minds. At conventions all she has to do is say "Totally" to people and they melt.

And on subject I think Kristina was pretty damn awesome in RZH

Michael Voorhees
08-25-2009, 11:08 PM
I enjoyed her performance...I did feel for her a little, but not a lot. I thought she was one of those people that just liked to show out and be popular, but underneath it all was very insecure. Afterall, if she wasn't, Annie's little joke of a comment wouldn't have bothered her at all.

Darth Revan
01-22-2010, 07:09 AM
I liked Kristina Klebe is Lynda. I think she did an alright job. She did the best she could with the tools she was given. I don't know why people are so harsh on her in this film. Nobody is perfect. And it's a Rob Zombie film, so what do you really expect from it? And I also liked the scene right before she gets choked to death my Michael, where she is talking to Laurie on the phone. That really gave her character shape to me. Probably her best scene in the film. And yes, she was very attractive too.

TheShape'78
01-22-2010, 09:48 AM
Eh, take her or leave her.
She wasn't anything special.

-mitch-

Diamond Wings
01-22-2010, 11:04 AM
That's about exactly how I feel, Mitch. Consider the film with just Annie and Laurie. It would've worked.

TheShape'78
01-22-2010, 12:06 PM
That's about exactly how I feel, Mitch. Consider the film with just Annie and Laurie. It would've worked.

Shit, it would've essentially been the exact same film! Haha

-mitch-

Bearscubsfan87
01-22-2010, 12:31 PM
True, but she definitely wasn't worse than other supporting actress parts whose characters serve the same purpose.

missvirginia91
01-22-2010, 01:47 PM
I didn't like her at all as Lynda. Both her performance and the writing were horrible. Plus half the time I was looking to make sure she wasn't a man.

Agreed.

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-22-2010, 02:01 PM
Looks like a man? Wait a minute...when did we start talking about Jamie Lee Curtis? :scratchhead:

Masked Madman
01-22-2010, 02:13 PM
Seriously, a man? Kristina is really attractive, her body was just wow.

TheShape'78
01-22-2010, 02:28 PM
I wouldn't call her manly.
But she doesn't appeal to me at all.
Different strokes for different folks, she isn't my type.

-mitch-

A Dumb Question
01-22-2010, 02:37 PM
Klebe was fine, if unmemorable. The film would have been stronger without her, though. I didn't need to see "Bob" get her ghost again--that whole sequence was pretty much a nonsequitor that took away from Laurie screen time. And it's arguably the biggest rehash of the original film.

MischievousSpirit
01-22-2010, 02:39 PM
The whole third act is a rehash of the original movie.

A Dumb Question
01-22-2010, 03:07 PM
In the original film, Michael never captured Laurie. Michael killed Annie before we even saw Paul. We never really saw Laurie interacting with her parents.

But guess what we did see? Lynda and Bob going into a house and having sex, after which Bob dies while getting beer, and Michael dresses up as a ghost before strangling Lynda.

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-22-2010, 10:31 PM
I liked it better when Bob got it in the van. It wasn't a memorable set piece or anything, but when they changed it to a straight copy of the original H1 scene, it seemed like pandering. Zombie insists that he'd always wanted to do it that way, but they didn't have time, and blah blah blah, so they did it in the reshoots, but I'm gonna call total bullshit on that. I think that after the test screenings, he made a deliberate attempt to "Carpenter things up" a bit, including this scene.

Masked Madman
01-22-2010, 11:00 PM
I liked it better when Bob got it in the van. It wasn't a memorable set piece or anything, but when they changed it to a straight copy of the original H1 scene, it seemed like pandering. Zombie insists that he'd always wanted to do it that way, but they didn't have time, and blah blah blah, so they did it in the reshoots, but I'm gonna call total bullshit on that. I think that after the test screenings, he made a deliberate attempt to "Carpenter things up" a bit, including this scene.
Liked that kill better as well. I think its creepy how Michael just sits there and stares ahead after he kills him.

A Dumb Question
01-22-2010, 11:20 PM
If the whole film had been a wink-at-the-audience love letter/homage-fest to Carpenter's film, then Bob's death in the released cut(s) would have been appropriate. But since the film had been trying to distinguish itself from the original movie for over an hour by this point, I don't think that anyone wanted to see what was essentially an ironic play on an iconic scene.

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-22-2010, 11:30 PM
Yeah, it's one of several points in the film where Zombie, obviously trying to strike the right balance, fails and veers too far into Carpenterland.

A Dumb Question
01-22-2010, 11:37 PM
Just one of the reasons why his sequel was so much better.

EvilOnTwoLegs
01-23-2010, 12:50 PM
Agreed. Given a chance to go in a completely different direction, Zombie went somewhere interesting. But he just couldn't balance the remake between his original stuff and Carpenter's.

Astro_Creep
01-25-2010, 02:44 PM
It would have been very interesting if The Weinsteins went with RZ's plan of making 2 films (as he pitched it to them with Michael escaping Smith's Grove at the end of the 1st), but the 2nd film might have been a full remake if that would have happened. It still woulda been kinda cool to see what he had planned.

Danny Strode
01-25-2010, 03:13 PM
Um... that has to do with Kristina how? ;)

Astro_Creep
01-26-2010, 02:49 PM
Um... that has to do with Kristina how? ;)
All better.

Darth Revan
01-27-2010, 07:09 AM
All better.

Hehehe, there is the magic! :bastard:

CJ7
06-03-2010, 08:09 AM
I thought that Kristina did a great job in the movie.Shes a great actress but like mentioned didn't get much screen time.Although P.J. didn't really either.

Michael Voorhees
07-23-2011, 10:15 PM
I took both P.J. & Kristina's performances for what they were...a promiscuous girl who, for the most part, seemed to not have a care in the world.

80sJEM
12-29-2012, 07:44 AM
I would've been perfectly satisfied with Kristina's Lynda if the last time we saw her it was from Bob leaving for the beer so we just watch her calling Laurie and then ABOUT to be killed without us having to see Bob's whole death. I mean, yeah, she did pretty much EXACTLY what PJ did in the original, but while the remake is supposed to be about Michael and Laurie she didn't NEED to have that much screentime in MY opinion. For me, she gets everything she needs from the library on TO the call to Laurie...I definitely used to know girls like her when I was in school, a few were in my group of friends, but she didn't need the sex and nudity any more than Annie did. She was the girl who talked a big game to most people but was a TOTALLY different person with her REAL friends...Laurie...Rob just focused on the WRONG stuff. As a character she was perfectly fine WITHOUT showing off the goods.

Michael Voorhees
02-09-2013, 01:26 PM
Lynda didn't really have a lot of screen-time. If you break it down, most of the time you see her, she's with Laurie, & then the last time you see her she's having sex with her boyfriend, makes a call, waits for beer, then gets killed.

Imo, not showing Bob's death would've been a cop out. I thought it worked for what it was.

80sJEM
02-09-2013, 06:47 PM
Lynda didn't really have a lot of screen-time. If you break it down, most of the time you see her, she's with Laurie, & then the last time you see her she's having sex with her boyfriend, makes a call, waits for beer, then gets killed.

You know what? She would've worked 'totally' fine for me if she hadn't tried to be PJ with PJ's signature Lynda laugh! LAME. It didn't fit her at all and it was a WEAK move...Rob. I'm blaming him.

Speaking of Kristina, though, I was watching 'Special Victims Unit' a week or so ago and saw the episode with James Brolin as the famous astronaut who kills a younger woman astronaut who was going to take HIS place at NASA, and guess who showed up in the footage of the Belgian victim when she was giving a lecture in the capsule in some very awkward broken English? Yes, that's right...Lynda, one year later! Bizarre accent, but it's her, all right!

Michael Voorhees
02-09-2013, 07:06 PM
Well, considering it was a remake, the entire point was for her character to have some of the trademarks that were given to her when PJ Soles took the role, just like Annie, Laurie, & Michael still have the basic components of their original counterparts. Otherwise, it wouldn't be much of a remake, now would it?

And Rob did just fine with the remake, it's not a perfect film, but it's certainly better than a vast majority of other remakes floating in the ether out there.

SAW'ed OFF
02-11-2013, 12:16 PM
Lynda fucking Bob is the most unrealistic thing about this movie.

with Judith's ugly boyfriend i'll let it slide. it was the 70's, he's suppose to have the dirty greasy 70's look.

Lynda was current day though, she was attractive and a friggin cheerleader, and that greasy long haired bum named Bob is the best she can do?

do you think Annie would have been caught dead with Bob, or even caught dead riding around in his raggedy ass scooby van? hell no.

maybe the point was for the boyfriend's to look the same so Michael would think in his mind he was really killing Judith and her boyfriend all over again. i mean, the same song was playing on the radio, so i assume that was the point.

plus i find it funny that she calls her friend to ask "am i slut?"... WHILE she's inside a dirty abandoned house having dirty sex with a dirty dirtball.

Michael Voorhees
02-11-2013, 12:29 PM
I like how Zombie added that in, because chicks will really do things like that. They know inside they're a slut, but need verification from someone else that says otherwise.

On top of that, of all the places they could have sex, they choose an abandoned house where multiple murders took place? Even if they had nowhere to go, they could've still made it in the van.

Sad thing is, this is another thing I know for a fact people do in real life. Yes, people fuck in abandoned houses, it's insane, but true.

80sJEM
02-11-2013, 08:55 PM
Lynda fucking Bob is the most unrealistic thing about this movie.

with Judith's ugly boyfriend i'll let it slide. it was the 70's, he's suppose to have the dirty greasy 70's look.

Lynda was current day though, she was attractive and a friggin cheerleader, and that greasy long haired bum named Bob is the best she can do?

do you think Annie would have been caught dead with Bob, or even caught dead riding around in his raggedy ass scooby van? hell no.

maybe the point was for the boyfriend's to look the same so Michael would think in his mind he was really killing Judith and her boyfriend all over again. i mean, the same song was playing on the radio, so i assume that was the point.

plus i find it funny that she calls her friend to ask "am i slut?"... WHILE she's inside a dirty abandoned house having dirty sex with a dirty dirtball.

Ew...thanks a lot, now I need a shower:) RZ Bob IS totally nasty...I HOPE he was the only dirty dirtball Lynda's been screwing around with in the dirtiest abandoned house in town!

Roswell
02-11-2013, 09:04 PM
Lynda fucking Bob is the most unrealistic thing about this movie.

Right, because it was so realistic in the original.

SLAB
02-11-2013, 09:10 PM
Right, because it was so realistic in the original.

Comparatively speaking, I'd say yeah much more so. The brief amount of time you get with Bob in the original is enough to make me think he's a fun life of the party type.

I think that version of Lynda would like him. :p

Roswell
02-11-2013, 09:30 PM
Comparatively speaking, I'd say yeah much more so. The brief amount of time you get with Bob in the original is enough to make me think he's a fun life of the party type.

How do you know Remake Bob wasn't?

My point is that, given the extremely short amount of time we know Bob in both films, I don't see how you can accurately say that one relationship is more realistic than the other. Plus, these guys are in high school. We're not talking about soulmates here, we're talking about dumb kids doing dumb shit. Maybe Lynda was with Bob just to pass the time. I saw a LOT of that in high school.

Bottom line, I don't see it as being so hard to believe that she's with Bob. Despite being a cheerleader, Lynda in the remake has a bit of an edge to her as well, and seeing as how Bob looks like he plays bass in a shitty high school band, I can see how someone like him could be appealing to her, even if it wouldn't last.

SLAB
02-11-2013, 10:07 PM
How do you know Remake Bob wasn't?


I don't, but I get an amount of exposure from original Bob that gives me an inkling of what he could be and it gets through to me. New Bob, while he could be the salt o' the earth, only gets as far as dirtbag to me.


All in all, not a big deal to me either way. :p

Michael Voorhees
02-11-2013, 11:42 PM
Original Bob seemed like one of those dudes that tried too hard to fit in, & always failed. Haha

SLAB
02-12-2013, 12:03 AM
Original Bob seemed like one of those dudes that tried too hard to fit in, & always failed. Haha

Seemed to fit into Lynda just fine. :p

SAW'ed OFF
02-12-2013, 12:32 PM
My point is that, given the extremely short amount of time we know Bob in both films, I don't see how you can accurately say that one relationship is more realistic than the other.

Plus, these guys are in high school. We're not talking about soulmates here, we're talking about dumb kids doing dumb shit. Maybe Lynda was with Bob just to pass the time. I saw a LOT of that in high school.

Bottom line, I don't see it as being so hard to believe that she's with Bob. Despite being a cheerleader, Lynda in the remake has a bit of an edge to her as well, and seeing as how Bob looks like he plays bass in a shitty high school band, I can see how someone like him could be appealing to her, even if it wouldn't last.
well, this is what i meant,

i'm looking at it as if Lynda and Bob went to my high school with me back in the day, and what they would "be". based off their short screentime, Bob would be either a stoner/partier, a loser/loner, or a poor scummy kid the jocks picked on, or all of the above. Lynda would be the head cheerleader, a bitch, the main bitch like that bitch from Mean Girls, the only guys she'd even TALK to would be the popular jocks or guys who had rich parents.

SO, my point was to see HER fucking HIM, seemed like a stretch. they just show her with this dumpy looking guy who looks like he hasn't showered in a few weeks. there was no reason given why she was with him or what she liked about him.

Annie's fuckfriend looked like a surfer dude, he fit with her character.

if innocent Laurie would have hooked up with someone, would you expect it to be a guy who looked like Bob?

now yes i understand your point, sometimes in real life the hot girls go for the dirty, not so attractive guys, for whatever reason. i'm not saying it's totally unrealistic, just saying it didn't seem to fit in this instance. i'm also not saying Bob is a hideous chud, so anyone reading this who looks like him, don't take this as an insult! he just looked.. too 70's, while the girls looked modern and up to date. i felt like Rob wanted a guy who looked like Judith's boyfriend, since Lynda probably looks like Judith in Michael's eyes, he was killing his sister and boyfriend all over again. so for that reason, it makes sense.

Michael Voorhees
02-12-2013, 07:53 PM
Seemed to fit into Lynda just fine. :p

Haha, well played.

EvilOnTwoLegs
02-12-2013, 09:41 PM
Comparatively speaking, I'd say yeah much more so. The brief amount of time you get with Bob in the original is enough to make me think he's a fun life of the party type.

I think that version of Lynda would like him. :p

She only likes him because he rips the clothes off prepubescent girls in a Budweiser-induced frenzy.



well, this is what i meant,

i'm looking at it as if Lynda and Bob went to my high school with me back in the day, and what they would "be". based off their short screentime, Bob would be either a stoner/partier, a loser/loner, or a poor scummy kid the jocks picked on, or all of the above. Lynda would be the head cheerleader, a bitch, the main bitch like that bitch from Mean Girls, the only guys she'd even TALK to would be the popular jocks or guys who had rich parents.

SO, my point was to see HER fucking HIM, seemed like a stretch. they just show her with this dumpy looking guy who looks like he hasn't showered in a few weeks. there was no reason given why she was with him or what she liked about him.

Annie's fuckfriend looked like a surfer dude, he fit with her character.

if innocent Laurie would have hooked up with someone, would you expect it to be a guy who looked like Bob?

now yes i understand your point, sometimes in real life the hot girls go for the dirty, not so attractive guys, for whatever reason. i'm not saying it's totally unrealistic, just saying it didn't seem to fit in this instance. i'm also not saying Bob is a hideous chud, so anyone reading this who looks like him, don't take this as an insult! he just looked.. too 70's, while the girls looked modern and up to date. i felt like Rob wanted a guy who looked like Judith's boyfriend, since Lynda probably looks like Judith in Michael's eyes, he was killing his sister and boyfriend all over again. so for that reason, it makes sense.

Dude OBVIOUSLY had killer weed. Bitches be likin' that.

SLAB
02-12-2013, 09:46 PM
She only likes him because he rips the clothes off prepubescent girls in a Budweiser-induced frenzy.

Like I said, he's a fun life of the party type!

Even has the van!!!!

EvilOnTwoLegs
02-12-2013, 09:54 PM
Now that I think of it, I bet Bob was John Carpenter's avatar in the film. He certainly has the director's taste in beer.

SAW'ed OFF
02-13-2013, 09:17 AM
did Lynda ever tell Annie or Laurie about Bob? Laurie and Annie were talking about Paul, but Lynda was all alone with Bob in an abandoned house. even when Lynda called Laurie, she never said she was with Bob, did she? maybe she really was fucking him "on the down low". if she would have survived the attack, she'd have probably died of embarrassment once everyone found out what and who she was doing.

Wild At Heart
04-04-2013, 07:16 AM
I think she was the worst casting choice of the whole entire film honestly.

ClassOf78
04-04-2013, 08:33 AM
I thought she was fine. I liked the character of Lynda more than Annie, I'll say that.

Michael Voorhees
07-02-2013, 05:45 PM
I thought Annie was fine in RZH, but the character was definitely given more to do in H2 & was better in said movie as well.